mjmooney Posted November 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2023 37 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Looks like VT has solved the case. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitvilla Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, VillaJ100 said: I saw an old episode of Porridge the other day and Fletcher somehow skives his way into the local pub with a £1 note. He manages to buy a couple of pints and about 10 bags of crisps and still has change! My first pint (must have been 1969), was 1s 3d Edited November 22, 2023 by fruitvilla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Someone just sent me a link on WhatsApp of a Comodo Dragon eating a live deer and you can hear it blarting all the way into its belly ffs Their venom is lethal , but they are also pretty dozy once the sun is out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 13 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Their venom is lethal , but they are also pretty dozy once the sun is out Yeah normally when you see the video of them eating something they've bit it days before and then tracked it as the gangrene kicks in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 13 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Their venom is lethal , but they are also pretty dozy once the sun is out The dragon is fairly good in the sun too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 23, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 14 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Their venom is lethal , but they are also pretty dozy once the sun is out You are a very brave man, just found out they can run at 20km per hour and all they have to do is nip the leg of there prey and wait for the toxins to kick in totally immobilising it to be eaten alive. Seen one who died who suffocated after eating a massive wild boar, the dragon opened its mouth and the boars head poked out still alive Impressive beast................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: You are a very brave man, just found out they can run at 20km per hour and all they have to do is nip the leg of there prey and wait for the toxins to kick in totally immobilising it to be eaten alive. Seen one who died who suffocated after eating a massive wild boar, the dragon opened its mouth and the boars head poked out still alive Impressive beast................ few days before we went one had bitten a guard , who i think was evacuated home to basically die seems the sneaky bugger was hiding near the path way at the watering hole and attacked him from behind But I was assured , as they are cold bloodied they do sod all until their blood has sufficiently warmed up in the sun , so when my guard asked if I wanted a picture with it and said it was safe .. I thought I'd go for it .. worse case I get an entry into the Darwin awards and go out famous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: Yeah normally when you see the video of them eating something they've bit it days before and then tracked it as the gangrene kicks in yeah .. they told us days , but i read elsewhere it kills in hours hours .. but that's probably if they bite an oompa loompa or something The young live in trees for the early part of their life , its the only way they survive into adulthood .. guess Komodo Dragons found out that Komodo Dragon meat is pretty tasty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Yay HSBC onlines gone down so cant do anything. Terrific right on pay day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted November 24, 2023 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Yay HSBC onlines gone down so cant do anything. Terrific right on pay day That'll stop you buying shite on Old Shit We Need To Get Rid Of Friday 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, bickster said: That'll stop you buying shite on Old Shit We Need To Get Rid Of Friday I wish i had money for that. Got car insurance home insurance and wifes prese mnt to pay this month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 24, 2023 Moderator Share Posted November 24, 2023 On 22/11/2023 at 23:12, tonyh29 said: Their venom is lethal , but they are also pretty dozy once the sun is out Look at the state of that fat, offensively smelly, lazy foodbag. Spoiler You knew damn well where I was going with this Make up your own punchline 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted November 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2023 50 minutes ago, BOF said: Look at the state of that fat, offensively smelly, lazy foodbag. Reveal hidden contents You knew damn well where I was going with this Make up your own punchline ruining a photo of a Komodo dragon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 hour ago, BOF said: Look at the state of that fat, offensively smelly, lazy foodbag. Hide contents You knew damn well where I was going with this Make up your own punchline I've been called worse ..and that's just by the wife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Oscar Pistorius cut loose after just 10 years. If he's culpable for the killing, 10 years is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, maqroll said: Oscar Pistorius cut loose after just 10 years. If he's culpable for the killing, 10 years is a joke. Out on the proviso he gets counselling for his anti female anger issues. I dunno, that feels like maybe the wrong way round when he’s already killed one female? I’m no expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 My wife has one of those diy blood pressure appliances because of this medication she’s on at the minute. I did my blood pressure last night and it was 130/80 which I’m lead to believe is at the high end of normal. Thought I’d do it this morning before I eaten and had a coffee and it was 138/87. Never had an issue with my blood pressure before but think I’m going to get myself checked in at the doctors to see what they think . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: My wife has one of those diy blood pressure appliances because of this medication she’s on at the minute. I did my blood pressure last night and it was 130/80 which I’m lead to believe is at the high end of normal. Thought I’d do it this morning before I eaten and had a coffee and it was 138/87. Never had an issue with my blood pressure before but think I’m going to get myself checked in at the doctors to see what they think . There’s pharmacies that do free blood pressure checks if that’s easier than an appointment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Just now, Genie said: There’s pharmacies that do free blood pressure checks if that’s easier than an appointment. Didn’t know that, that may be more convenient. They would advise me then what to do based on reading so if high again I’d have to book an appointment with doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: Didn’t know that, that may be more convenient. They would advise me then what to do based on reading so if high again I’d have to book an appointment with doctors. Yeah, some pharmacies do other free stuff like diabetes checks too. If you doctors is decent then go straight to them. If it’s easier to get Taylor Swift tickets then maybe a pharmacy is an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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