cheltenham_villa Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I used to take a great penalty, left footed, fake to smash it to the keepers left, place it in the top corner to his right. Retired now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I think we're all seeing a new side to TUS! No-longer shall you be mocked! So how many miles do you run (walk) per game? :winkold: I deeply needed a laugh and this did it!! Glad to help! TUS, joking aside.. I'm shit at taking penalties. Infact, shooting in general, I'm terrible at. I'm more of a defender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Oh, and I got my hair cut. I no longer hate it.. though it did cost £37 to get done! I decided to go to Toni&Guy, like a woman or a ghey. The only girl available, without booking an appointment, was the best one there who is more qualified than the rest (fitter too ) hence the high price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Oh, and I got my hair cut. I no longer hate it.. though it did cost £37 to get done! I decided to go to Toni&Guy, like a woman or a ghey. The only girl available, without booking an appointment, was the best one there who is more qualified than the rest (fitter too ) hence the high price. Did she put a bowl over your head and cut around it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 On the penalties subject I'm happy to admit that I'm shit. Generally. My work 5 a side team "substandard liege" finished rock bottomof our league without enough points for a driving ban. Beyond Cruyff turning the dog in the garden I make Ethan Moore look like Messi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Oh, and I got my hair cut. I no longer hate it.. though it did cost £37 to get done! I decided to go to Toni&Guy, like a woman or a ghey. The only girl available, without booking an appointment, was the best one there who is more qualified than the rest (fitter too ) hence the high price. Did she put a bowl over your head and cut around it? So you've been to Toni&Guy too?! Also, Wiggy! Congrats to You and Mrs Wiggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Just a new addition to bands being ripped off, that katie Weasel from Xfactor has ripped off the Libertines BITCH! What katie didn't want to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 The lyric 'Shoop-shoop, shoop, de-lang a-lang' is the official intellectual property of Mr Pete Doughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I want to find her and drown her, like I did those kittens last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Oh, and I got my hair cut. I no longer hate it.. though it did cost £37 to get done! I decided to go to Toni&Guy, like a woman or a ghey. The only girl available, without booking an appointment, was the best one there who is more qualified than the rest (fitter too ) hence the high price. Did she put a bowl over your head and cut around it? So you've been to Toni&Guy too?! Also, Wiggy! Congrats to You and Mrs Wiggy! No, my aunty used to inflict that bowl cut upon me under my mum's instructions. She could have said 'No' and given me a real hair cut but no... Makes me wonder why she's my favourite aunty!? /flashback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Oh, and I got my hair cut. I no longer hate it.. though it did cost £37 to get done! I decided to go to Toni&Guy, like a woman or a ghey. The only girl available, without booking an appointment, was the best one there who is more qualified than the rest (fitter too ) hence the high price. £37!?!!? Jesus! I'd expect hair that shoots people for that money. On the subject of penalties, I hadn't missed one for abou 6 years in school/club games but since last year i've took 8 and missed 5. Maybe it's a confidence thing but it's a shocking record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Nigel Spink's ex-wife cuts my hair. Milf to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I AM a defender Rob. I'm a right back. I wasn't the one shoved in goal as I'm a psychotic Stuart Pearce-stylee tackler. I used to run miles a game as I would just chase the attacker until they gave up/died of exhaustion/i tackled them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 A&E 4.30 in morning, just got home. Loads of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Excessive masturbation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Exactly that. Broken wrist. Nah, massive graze about 7 inches on my leg, pain was horrible but padded it up, played Wednesday and slid on it again and basically when I took padding off last night (was at mates) the pain was so bad. Slightly infected, I couldn't sleep, it was like a stinging burning sensation, anything that touched it would be searing pain which meant putting a quilt on it or even boxers touching it, it was horrible. So went A&E and just got it sorted. Out for a week though, bonus is I get to watch Villa now saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 So you slid on 7 inches!? :shock: Nah seriously doesn't sound pleasant. As you say, more time to watch Villa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2011 Exactly that. Broken wrist. Nah, massive graze about 7 inches on my leg, pain was horrible but padded it up, played Wednesday and slid on it again and basically when I took padding off last night (was at mates) the pain was so bad. Slightly infected, I couldn't sleep, it was like a stinging burning sensation, anything that touched it would be searing pain which meant putting a quilt on it or even boxers touching it, it was horrible. So went A&E and just got it sorted. Out for a week though, bonus is I get to watch Villa now saturday!One of my running club mates had an horrendous astroturf skin burn on his leg from football this week. Hadn't been to hospital but I reckon he will need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Exactly that. Broken wrist. Nah, massive graze about 7 inches on my leg, pain was horrible but padded it up, played Wednesday and slid on it again and basically when I took padding off last night (was at mates) the pain was so bad. Slightly infected, I couldn't sleep, it was like a stinging burning sensation, anything that touched it would be searing pain which meant putting a quilt on it or even boxers touching it, it was horrible. So went A&E and just got it sorted. Out for a week though, bonus is I get to watch Villa now saturday!One of my running club mates had an horrendous astroturf skin burn on his leg from football this week. Hadn't been to hospital but I reckon he will need to. Yeah, if anything, I've learnt to get it sorted quickly rather than go through day after day of pain because you don't really know how to deal with it. Was okay though, hospital to ourselves at 4.30 in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I AM a defender Rob. I'm a right back. I wasn't the one shoved in goal as I'm a psychotic Stuart Pearce-stylee tackler. I used to run miles a game as I would just chase the attacker until they gave up/died of exhaustion/i tackled them. Sounds a bit like me, what I lack in footballing talent.. I make up in terms of effort. I'm a much less-talented, poorer, constantly-injured James Milner (without the square head). Yeah POB, it's extorionate (sp?) for a haircut. But I haven't paid for a haircut for about 2 years, because I've always got my ex girlfriend to do it, so I guess I'm just making up for lost time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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