Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Old habits die hard: I recently pissed in an old protein-shake tub when I couldn't be arsed to stumble down the hallway to the bathroom at 3AM in the morning. I'm 30 years old. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 What I don't understand is why you're shocked! We're men, we piss anywhere! This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 You all disgust me.That's what we're here for. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 What I don't understand is why you're shocked! We're men, we piss anywhere! This. Against a tree - fine Against your car - fine Against a wall - fine In a bottle - fine But in a sink!?!? Come on lads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 I still can't believe you've never done it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I still can't believe you've never done it! Do you view me as a heathen Michael? Ive pissed in a wardrobe before if that makes you feel any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Wahey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 best thing ive seen pissed in, a carrier bag when in the front row at an oasis gig, my mate didnt spot the holes in the bottom of the bag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Against your car? I don't do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I pissed against my mates car thinking it would be a great prank only to find out he was pulling a bird inside it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 In a drunken stupor I once mistook some a very expensive Bang and Olufsen stereo system for a toilet and pissed on/in that. It belonged to the father of the young lady I was going out with at the time. We split up shortly afterwards. I'm with Wiggy on the sink thing though. That's just rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Tore my throat lining after sucking too much cock.. long shaft. fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Tore my throat lining after sucking too much cock.. long shaft. fixed.You have an incredibly strange mind, young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 And a very stretched sphincter (probably) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Surely a long shaft wouldn't be a problem though? Those sword swallowers don't have too much trouble. I'd say girth would be more an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 Is this the longest threa don VT? Or did the Warcraft thread get further than this? Have I just jinxed it and the mods will now lock this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 Is this the longest threa don VT? Or did the Warcraft thread get further than this? Have I just jinxed it and the mods will now lock this? I thought the 'What song...' thread was the longest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 ''What song...'' is comfortably ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Music thread is ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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