claret75 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Like his little moonwalky thing, I'll be practising that later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Served Peter Bonetti on my first day at work today 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hmmm well I'd say a large percentage of people don't know how you're doing it. I've watched David Blaine street magic, seems pretty geniune, someone can tell me otherwise? obviously everything is explainable but you still think it's amazing and never sure how it's actually done. There was one guy on Soccer Am Christmas special who was levitating cards in front of their eyes. You just think 'wtf...." The money you make and to be fair, you're never in a press and so many people are amazed and it attracts such a wide audience that it'd be great to be able to do. I don't think it'd ever beat say scoring a goal in a World Cup final or is better than living a top sportsman lifestyle but it's something that amazes me. The guy on soccer am was brilliant, didnt he say he got hired for jay z party or something daft Thing is unlike blaine who went off like an attention seeking whore, that guy does parties, makes probably decent but not amazing money but the upside is he can do something on oxford street if he wants on sat morning You'd be a really cool guy with cash in your pocket and plenty of fans but no one bothering you because you're too famous Dynamo I'd LOVE to know how he does that.Between the last two he seems to put the remainder of the deck in his backpocket as he pulls out David Haye's and then slams down on one card for Neil Ruddock's (I think). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hmmm well I'd say a large percentage of people don't know how you're doing it. I've watched David Blaine street magic, seems pretty geniune, someone can tell me otherwise? obviously everything is explainable but you still think it's amazing and never sure how it's actually done. There was one guy on Soccer Am Christmas special who was levitating cards in front of their eyes. You just think 'wtf...." The money you make and to be fair, you're never in a press and so many people are amazed and it attracts such a wide audience that it'd be great to be able to do. I don't think it'd ever beat say scoring a goal in a World Cup final or is better than living a top sportsman lifestyle but it's something that amazes me. The guy on soccer am was brilliant, didnt he say he got hired for jay z party or something daft Thing is unlike blaine who went off like an attention seeking whore, that guy does parties, makes probably decent but not amazing money but the upside is he can do something on oxford street if he wants on sat morning You'd be a really cool guy with cash in your pocket and plenty of fans but no one bothering you because you're too famous Dynamo That's it.....see...how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 isa isa bab.......**BLAM** out cold hate that ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAZZAM Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 That Dynamo flips the cards when they give him them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Detroit is a wasteland, Can you still buy a distressed property in Detroit for $1? (Although IIRC you had to sign a contract with the creditor bank/lender to say you'd get the often vandalised property back up to livable standards, which would cost thousands of dollars) I know a guy who bought a house in an old mill town in Massachusetts for $100. Bought it off the bank who were just trying to dump properties at the time. There was an auction and he was the only bidder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'd take being a sport star over being the best magician ever tbh (I don't know if you're saying you would or not). They don't know everything no-one else knows, they just set up relatively simple tricks on a large scale. Chris Angel is the worst, he uses really obvious cuts in his show all the frigging time. It's almost unbearable to watch, I feel embarrassed for him. I know, it's awful. You'll be happy to hear then that his Vegas show was brutalized by the critics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Holy shit, the last hour my heart was seriously beating like ****. I had been texting a girl a couple of months ago for ages and we got on real well until shit happened and obviously it was my fault so I kept going back, texting, calling eveything. I know it was wrong but she didn't reply once. I think it worked out to be 30 texts before she replied, long texts and little texts. Anyway she came back and we fell out again (god knows why) so we both decided to leave each other, delete numbers etc. Anyway tonight I got a text off an anonymous number threatening me for victimizing this girl - what the ****. He wouldn't give me his name but told me this wasn't over, watch my back etc. Ok I'll admit I was bricking it like hell. I somehow found this girls number again, text her about it and she told me who it was. Turns out to be a fat probable keyboard warrior word removed who doesn't have many friends and even she said is a clearing in the woods. Never been so relieved in my life. It's up there with the relief of wanking. Anywho, now I've said that I'll probably be dead tomorrow so cya guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 30 before you got a reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Yeah man you should have forgot about her after 3 texts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm a very caring, emotional young man who won't let things drop I'll have you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 **** hell, I'd have expected a restraining order to be filed after 20 texts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I know, I know. From 23rd September to October 18th I sent 31 texts including a picture message not of my cock. About 5 or 6 essay's, 10 saying her name and the rest not sure. I think she wants me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I think the Police will be around soon. Unless she is crazy you will not have a chance . Best to keep a low profile with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I don't bother texting someone twice never mind 31 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Kin hell, just entered a $2 sit and go, first hand, get AQ suited, someone went all in before me, so I thought I may aswell go for it. They had KK. Flop came Ace then two other cards, then bam, runner runner King. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 30 texts before a reply? Have you ever felt the urge to stand infront of a mirror, naked with your genitals tucked between your legs and dance to 'Goodbye Horses' by Q Lazzarus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Thinking of setting up a band as have heard its a surefire way to get women into bed. Only problem is cant sing or play instruments Might just have to go on X-factor then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Holy shit, the last hour my heart was seriously beating like ****. I had been texting a girl a couple of months ago for ages and we got on real well until shit happened and obviously it was my fault so I kept going back, texting, calling eveything. I know it was wrong but she didn't reply once. I think it worked out to be 30 texts before she replied, long texts and little texts. Anyway she came back and we fell out again (god knows why) so we both decided to leave each other, delete numbers etc. Anyway tonight I got a text off an anonymous number threatening me for victimizing this girl - what the ****. He wouldn't give me his name but told me this wasn't over, watch my back etc. Ok I'll admit I was bricking it like hell. I somehow found this girls number again, text her about it and she told me who it was. Turns out to be a fat probable keyboard warrior word removed who doesn't have many friends and even she said is a clearing in the woods. Never been so relieved in my life. It's up there with the relief of wanking. Anywho, now I've said that I'll probably be dead tomorrow so cya guys! Do your stand by a hole and shout down "Put the lotion in the basket". Do you "Covet the things you see every day?" Have you got a sewing machine ? Do birds suddenly appear every time you are near ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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