Rugeley Villa Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 6 hours ago, PompeyVillan said: I've never had a proper fight. I try to avoid fighting at all costs. I've apologised to idiots and bullies in pubs when I'd done nothing wrong. It makes me sad that people have to do that in order to stop them from having a kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 It's been a few years since I gave someone a clip round the ear hole. The older you get, the more silly you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post maqroll Posted May 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 14, 2018 If this wasn't scripted, this guy is a genius 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted May 14, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2018 5 hours ago, maqroll said: If this wasn't scripted, this guy is a genius I'd say he's a genius either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2018 On 10/05/2018 at 22:52, TheAuthority said: Aren't we almost at Idiocracy levels? Have you seen who's the President of the U.S? Wait 'til the Rock takes over, although he's undoubtedly far more intelligent and capable than that orange tumour. If I was picking the next American president I'd probably go with Terry Crews. Everyone loves Terry Crews. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 15 hours ago, maqroll said: If this wasn't scripted, this guy is a genius Almost every line of that is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 22 hours ago, PompeyVillan said: I've never had a proper fight. I try to avoid fighting at all costs. I've apologised to idiots and bullies in pubs when Honestly, I couldn't think of anything less manly than swinging crazy, undisciplined punches in a brawl. A woman i work with said that years ago in a local pub a fight kicked off and one boned headed thug happened to knock out a scrawny yoof with a right hook and in her own words "I knew that was the man for me !" and went on to be his "bird" weeks later, married him and had two kids by him; at the same time he was fathering 2 other kids with other "birds" he'd presumably impressed in a similar manner. The mother of one of his other kids works in the same office as bird no.1 and they all live in the same closeknit community; the place where banjo playing is much admired and where the local primary school register has no more than 3 different surnames. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted May 15, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2018 (edited) Just met none other than Dr Tony im staying up tonight after the game and pulled in at the Hyatt behind a merc whilst they sorted out car parking , turns out the merc I was blocking in was for none other than the good doctor he was wearing a suit but I spared him my thoughts on such matters Edit - Boro team are also here , Might see if I can put something in their drinks Edited May 15, 2018 by tonyh29 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, mottaloo said: A woman i work with said that years ago in a local pub a fight kicked off and one boned headed thug happened to knock out a scrawny yoof with a right hook and in her own words "I knew that was the man for me !" and went on to be his "bird" weeks later, married him and had two kids by him; at the same time he was fathering 2 other kids with other "birds" he'd presumably impressed in a similar manner. The mother of one of his other kids works in the same office as bird no.1 and they all live in the same closeknit community; the place where banjo playing is much admired and where the local primary school register has no more than 3 different surnames. Any woman impressed with blokes scrapping in pubs is the absolute dreg of society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) One thing i didn't like while visiting Birmingham New street and bullring for the game was I thought I'd get the away black villa shirt as was here. I went in all the sports shops and all I could see was united Liverpool and even bloody Manchester city !! No sign of a villa shirt anywhere. These shops should be supporting the local teams not promoting the likes of these clubs to give glory hunting fans. Edited May 16, 2018 by Demitri_C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 I’m team laurel. I can’t begin to even understand how this could be heard as yanny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 111k comments, **** me Who is chloe feldman? Someone who perpetuates who own stardom with stupid things like that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 I hear the one that is actually a word 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, villa4europe said: 111k comments, **** me Who is chloe feldman? Someone who perpetuates who own stardom with stupid things like that? Why are you so angry at the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted May 16, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2018 26 minutes ago, villa4europe said: 111k comments, **** me Who is chloe feldman? Someone who perpetuates who own stardom with stupid things like that? 11 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Why are you so angry at the world? I think he's frustrated at the banality of modern culture where someone can create vapid, insubstantial, meaningless commentary and vast swaths of the general population react positively, venerating the trite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted May 16, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2018 Just noticed VT got a whole load of new emoji thingies. I don't like change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Just noticed VT got a whole load of new emoji thingies. I don't like change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted May 16, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Xela said: Thanks - I feel happy now I've seen the little wavy guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, villa4europe said: 111k comments, **** me Who is chloe feldman? Someone who perpetuates who own stardom with stupid things like that? If she has made a fortune doing that then fair play to her! People will lap any old shit up online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Jeeese this place is miserable. It’s just a bit of fun that’s gone viral like that gold/blue dress. I can’t believe we’ve managed to find something to moan about over that. (I like the new emojis) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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