Rugeley Villa Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Xela said: Also known as Monday night in Ruge's world How's married life treating you fella? not too good at the moment mate, she nearly divorced me the following day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, snowychap said: I thought you'd already answered that in the original cucumber revelation? yeah but that geezer selling his trade has a full set of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 the hair straighteners that went up her wrong un have now taken on a story of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: long brown hair and spoke with a cheshire accent you were with some young foreign chick... If I was with some foreign chick in a hotel? That does explain the wig and phoney accent. It would have to be the leeks wouldn't it? Edited April 10, 2016 by Xann 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: the hair straighteners that went up her wrong un have now taken on a story of their own. Do tell.... and is it related to why she nearly divorced you the next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) she had forgotten about me assaulting her with them, so the other morning when she was doing her hair and that she plugged them in and started using them. whilst she was using them she noticed a horrible smell and couldn't work out where it was coming from, bear in mind the heat would of aggravated the smell. then friday night before she went out for a meal with her friends she did the same again and yet again she had this awful smell,then realised that it was because they had been up her wrong un. Edited April 10, 2016 by Rugeley Villa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: she had forgotten about me assaulting her with them, so the other morning when she was doing her hair and that she plugged them in and started using them. whilst she was using them she noticed a horrible smell and couldn't work out where i was coming from, bear in mind the heat would of aggravated the smell. then friday night before she went out for a meal with her friends she did the same again and yet again she had this awful smell,then realised that it was because they had been up her wrong un. Tailor made for a Graham Norton "red chair" story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 wait ....what .....you stuck a pair of GHDs or equivalent up the chocolate highway ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Meath_Villan said: wait ....what .....you stuck a pair of GHDs or equivalent up the chocolate highway ? ...and she forgot about it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 20 minutes ago i was sat thinking of going to bed cos the golf was a bit boring gone mental 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 tis unreal lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) My mate put on a boxing show, for the gym he helps run last night, and it had to be abandoned, because the referee had a heart attack. Thankfully he's OK, but it freaked the shit out of me watching him pass out, and have to be resuscitated. I honestly thought he was a dead, been thinking about it all day. Edited April 10, 2016 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2016 On 09/04/2016 at 14:34, Phumfeinz said: I didn't think it warranted creating a new thread, and by the lack of replies I think I was right. Sorry if I upset you. Too specific for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: 20 minutes ago i was sat thinking of going to bed cos the golf was a bit boring gone mental Willett just won. Literally never heard of him until this tournament. Putted with ice in his veins today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Willett just won. Literally never heard of him until this tournament. Putted with ice in his veins today. Terrific player. 12th in the world, I think. I back him a lot - left him alone this week typically! Still glad to see him win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 I freely admit I'm as casual a golf fan as you can get. I only really watch the Masters and the Ryder Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 My cynical nature makes me think that men's relationships with women are mostly long cons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Reports saying the Belgium bombing suspect they arrested had pictures of "a football club from Birmingham" on his phone. Can't help but think it's Villa. And if he/they had any plan to **** with Villa Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 hours ago, maqroll said: My cynical nature makes me think that men's relationships with women are mostly long cons. And vice versa* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 3 hours ago, maqroll said: Reports saying the Belgium bombing suspect they arrested had pictures of "a football club from Birmingham" on his phone. Can't help but think it's Villa. And if he/they had any plan to **** with Villa Park. I'm amazed a major sporting venue has not been hit yet. Tens of thousands of people, weak security, panic, stampedes, worldwide media coverage. I guess its only a matter of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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