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5 hours ago, BOF said:

A friend of mine started collecting those from "Now That's What I Call Music 2" onwards.  I'd say that annoys him now :)

I have "NOW vol. 1", on vinyl. 

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A girl I went to primary & high school with was in the local free paper yesterday in court and jailed for stabbing her partner with a steak knife because he stole her cocaine whilst they had friends round.

when I have friends round we have pasta and a few beers.

its mental how some people live

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2 minutes ago, Jimzk5 said:

A girl I went to primary & high school with was in the local free paper yesterday in court and jailed for stabbing her partner with a steak knife because he stole her cocaine whilst they had friends round.

when I have friends round we have pasta and a few beers.

its mental how some people live

I know...

**** pasta?

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2 hours ago, Jimzk5 said:

A girl I went to primary & high school with was in the local free paper yesterday in court and jailed for stabbing her partner with a steak knife because he stole her cocaine whilst they had friends round.

when I have friends round we have pasta and a few beers.

its mental how some people live

never ever touch another persons cocaine.

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^^ sometimes I press quote and then I cant type anything below the quote box. I can also not delete the quote box so I delete the text as above.

I also cannot post anything else in that thread until ive posted the previous uneditable quote box...

Quote annoying.

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WTF 

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we have a couple of bar shifts for the up coming 
spring/summer season.
we will be excepting resumes until march 5th.
the resumes must be summited with a secret password
that will be found behind the bar here at the treehouse
you will find this password in a wooden box that contains a wooden heart lit by candles.
i need this because i need to see commitment.
i am willing to take time to meet with you.
but you need to be willing to take the time to research your job choice.
i will look over all the qualifying resumes and schedule interviews 
with the best candidates.

 

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44 minutes ago, Genie said:

^^ sometimes I press quote and then I cant type anything below the quote box. I can also not delete the quote box so I delete the text as above.

I also cannot post anything else in that thread until ive posted the previous uneditable quote box...

Quote annoying.

Not as annoying as regular posters who don't read the thread explaining how to fix this in the site issues forum and fail to use the report function when something goes wrong.

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So, check this out guys:

One reporter for the Very Serious publication named 'Business Insider' decided to go and visit Apple's offices in Ireland. Sadly, they refused to let him enter any of their buildings, but did he let that stop him? Did he ****. Our hero filed a brave photojournal anyway. Extracts:

'The buildings in Hollyhill aren't particularly high, but they're incredibly long when measured horizontally'

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This lamppost on the Hollyhill campus had a strange glass window with something metal on the inside. It could have just been a switch, but it could also be something more exciting.

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This shelter was also in the car park, although it's unclear why it's there or who is meant to use it.

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This was the only sign of technology that I saw on my quick walk around Athenry.

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There's more, oh so much more, at the link. Do yourself a favour, it's brilliant:

http://uk.businessinsider.com/apples-growing-irish-empire-in-pictures-2016-2?r=US&IR=T

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"Tech know"  I do like that pun. :)

 

Anyway, I'm sure most people who are reading this have been to Snow Hill station at some point in their lives. If not, then it's one of the three main railway stations in Birmingham city centre, it's not as busy as New Street is but it sees about five million passenger journeys a year and because of it's proximity to Colmore Row and the business district of town it gets especially busy during the peak periods.  I was there at 6pm which is about as busy a time as it gets so imagine my surprise when some passengers pointed out to me a man in the waiting room who as bold as brass was watching hardcore pornography in full screen on his laptop. He had earphones in and seemed completely oblivious to the fact that dozens of people were laughing at him. :D

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12 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

I had an early version of their 'GLC greatest hits' album on tape and I gave it away. It had properly rare versions of stuff, rambling jokes and just giggling on there that I haven't heard since on the CD versions.

They are bloody good live, if you're in the mood to go with the flow and raise your arms and jump on command it's a great night.

Saw them at the Brixton Academy of all places! First 10 minutes the crowd was too cool to appreciate the joke, then a few at a time the place started getting in to it. They tore the place up. All those people jumping and pointing and chanting 'oh London, your mother's got a penis'.

 

 

Probably told this before, but I inadvertently hung around with one of the guys from Goldie Lookin' Chain for a couple of hours at Glastonbury about ten years ago.   Just got talking to him while we were watching someone on the Pyramid stage and as I had a bag full of beer I decided to share a couple of cans with him. Asked him who he was watching that evening and he said he was in a band and they were playing, turns out it was the GLC. I actually had a copy of their album (I didn't mention that I'd downloaded it from a very famous pig related website) and had to tell one of the lads in our group who was a big fan of GLC (probably because he was/still is an activist in the LCA) who I was hanging around with and nabbed him a load of GLC swag including a comedy branded camberwell carrot. 

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7 hours ago, The_Rev said:

. I actually had a copy of their album (I didn't mention that I'd downloaded it from a very famous pig related website

I had forgotten all about that! Great website while it lasted (in a pirate way of course)

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Had a telling off from the wife earlier.

 

She took the nipper out today and at some point she called someone/something a "mong", when asked where she'd learned it from she said "Daddy".

 

The wife was moaning saying it's from when I'm on my Xbox, but I'm pretty sure I don't say it. I usually say "stupid word removed" or **** idiot"

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9 hours ago, CarewsEyebrowDesigner said:

jaysus that counting process in the republic is fairly drawn out. added to that, they've gone and voted for the lot that **** the country up, and it seems sinn fein will come third with a decent share of the vote (and a worrying popularity among younger voters).

 

 

 

Anarchy in the RoI...

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14 hours ago, V01 said:

Had a telling off from the wife earlier.

 

She took the nipper out today and at some point she called someone/something a "mong", when asked where she'd learned it from she said "Daddy".

 

The wife was moaning saying it's from when I'm on my Xbox, but I'm pretty sure I don't say it. I usually say "stupid word removed" or **** idiot"

That reminds me of when I was a kid.

Whenever my sister got caught swearing, she always said she heard me saying it.

It was probably true the first time, but when she saw that I got the bollocking as a result she used that excuse every time and it was never true!

Pissed me off.

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well last night was surprisingly eventful. my missus mate popped round for a drink, and a few drinks later the conversation turns to sex. next thing i know im using the cucumber on my other half infront of her mate who was getting a bit turned on :D she also went down on me infront of her mate, who was sat watching haha. but thats where it ended.

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