Ingram85 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Took me longer than usual that Chris I'm slipping, need to spend more time on VT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I got shit to say I think, won't do anyone no good charge my phone first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 All the best to you and your sphincter Alex. Hope the doctors get to the... bottom... of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 bit like the camera in my anus! Pics or GTFO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 THERES A MAN WITH HIS ANUS JUST ABOUT TO CAVE IN! THIS IS NO TIME FOR TALKING ABOUT WOMEN!!!Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I took my lad swimming yesterday morning, behind me in the queue to pay was 2 women with their children. They were talking about the stag do both of their partners were currently on in Amsterdam. The one woman said that she spoke to her husband about 8:30pm and he was about to go to bed because he'd been out for dinner and the smoke in one of the cafes was "a bit too much" and left him feeling "a bit funny" Wish my wife was that naive sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 THERES A MAN WITH HIS ANUS JUST ABOUT TO CAVE IN! THIS IS NO TIME FOR TALKING ABOUT WOMEN!!!Yawn. Tired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Drunken leemond made a return last night, at some point he thought it would be a good idea to order am Indian, I'm quite excited, it hasn't been touched and I have no idea what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 22, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2015 Drunken leemond made a return last night, at some point he thought it would be a good idea to order am Indian, I'm quite excited, it hasn't been touched and I have no idea what it is What, you phoned up the takeaway, and said "Send me some random food"? [emoji15] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Yup, chicken and king prawn madras, lovely breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Got my procedure on Tuesday and in preparation for it I have to go on a certain diet for 3 days prior to it. Today is day 1. I can't have red meats, oily fish, fruit, vegetables, milk, cheese, anything dairy, porridge, cereals, baked beans, thick/creamy soups and a load of other things. Surviving on black coffee, squash, chicken and boiled potatoes. Also can have watery soups. Day 1 and Day 2 is this and Day 3 on Monday is no food whatsoever, just liquids. Plus a load of laxatives in the afternoon and evening so I am 'empty' for Tuesday morning! What a fun packed weekend I have ahead of me! What you having done? My missus had a procedure last week with a similar diet before it, she had to swallow a camera and walk round with like a screen strapped to her for the day! She said the diet thing was a ball ache but the drink that flushes everything out at the end wasn't as bad as when she'd done a procedure previously because you're already empty, we just ate loads of chicken If you haven't had the drink before it's like a salty lemon thing that I'll be honest and say I had a tiny sip and it was disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 V4europe, if your missus has a ball ache and has given you a salty drink you really need to wise up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 22, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2015 All the best xela, here's a picture of popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher to cheer you up That's a bizarre coincidence! We bought some Redenbacher popcorn last night and I was surprised to see such an odd looking man on the bag of a snack that is so popular with children. Here he is again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Onto my 4th litre of laxative drink. Mmmmm! I was sceptical of it working that well but yes, I can confirm it does work. Very well indeed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I hope you've got the windows open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted March 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 I've taken that stuff before. Weird tasting, chalky with a incredibly mild barely noticeable almost citrus taste. Drink a litre and a half, nothing happens. Keep drinking, toilet becomes best friend for the evening. They asked me how many sachets I used when I got to the hospital next day. Looked extremely surprised when I told then all of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I've taken that stuff before. Weird tasting, chalky with a incredibly mild barely noticeable almost citrus taste. Drink a litre and a half, nothing happens. Keep drinking, toilet becomes best friend for the evening. They asked me how many sachets I used when I got to the hospital next day. Looked extremely surprised when I told then all of them... That's it, got a vanilla flavour in mine. Onto my 4th (and final) sachet. Just glad my appointment is 8am tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Great name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 Great name Narrowly won out over "Galloping Shits" and "Brown Niagara". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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