Baselayers Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well, i would be hoping to temporarily arouse said marauder, then while he is staring at my bits, kick him in the balls and thwack him on the bonce with a lampshade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Developed an obsession with Pringles over the past couple weeks. Must be a festive thing. Wouldn't it be funny if '91 or someone quoted this with a picture of a Pringle jumper? This is all fun and games don't steal my gimmick, brah! Don't anyone reply with a picture of a bra. Edited December 15, 2014 by 8pints 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well, i would be hoping to temporarily arouse said marauder, then while he is staring at my bits, kick him in the balls and thwack him on the bonce with a lampshade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Going through my diary getting some things in order ready to do my tax return next year, since January the 1st this year, ive had 5 days off for a holiday in April, 3 days off when my daughter was born in July & 2 days in October for a long weekend, ive worked 12 saturdays & I'm working until & including Christmas eve and going back to work on the 27th until new years eve. Back in the 2nd next year. 10 working days off In a calendar year. Depressing really. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Going through my diary getting some things in order ready to do my tax return next year, since January the 1st this year, ive had 5 days off for a holiday in April, 3 days off when my daughter was born in July & 2 days in October for a long weekend, ive worked 12 saturdays & I'm working until & including Christmas eve and going back to work on the 27th until new years eve. Back in the 2nd next year. 10 working days off In a calendar year. Depressing really. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Going through my diary getting some things in order ready to do my tax return next year, since January the 1st this year, ive had 5 days off for a holiday in April, 3 days off when my daughter was born in July & 2 days in October for a long weekend, ive worked 12 saturdays & I'm working until & including Christmas eve and going back to work on the 27th until new years eve. Back in the 2nd next year. 10 working days off In a calendar year. Depressing really. Keep doing that and you will kill yourself dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Depends on his job, surely? Fortunately for him, Jimzk5 is a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The good and the bad of moving to Maine both happened today: The bad: My first paying job- loading and unloading salvaged wood flooring for 8 hours in the cold for crap money. The good: a fisherman friend who dropped off 3 pounds of fresh crab claws 5 minutes after I got home. Dinner tonight- Maine crab scampi and a cold bottle of Clausthaler. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snowychap Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The problem with sleeping naked is what happens if you get burgled in the night and you hear whats happening, leaving you to tackle a balaclava clad bastard as naked as the day you were born? I'd have thought you'd scare the shit out of them. Yelling and screaming and tackle out. Not sure I'd want to be confronted by that if I were ever to find myself a-burgling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2014 The problem with sleeping naked is what happens if you get burgled in the night and you hear whats happening, leaving you to tackle a balaclava clad bastard as naked as the day you were born? I'd have thought you'd scare the shit out of them. Yelling and screaming and tackle out. Not sure I'd want to be confronted by that if I were ever to find myself a-burgling. Naked is the way to go. Nothing better. I have, when tested, burst down stairs naked except for slippers, clutching a hairbrush. Burst into the living room and attempted a sort of cartwheeling manoeuvre. There was nobody there as it happens and I kicked the coffee table, but I'm quite confident that if there had been an intruder then the site of me naked and angry would have gained me the element of surprise. Best of both worlds though, the missus heard something and I went full alpha male ninja fwktard proving my silverback credentials whilst not actually having to do anything as it was a false alarm. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The good and the bad of moving to Maine both happened today: The bad: My first paying job- loading and unloading salvaged wood flooring for 8 hours in the cold for crap money. The good: a fisherman friend who dropped off 3 pounds of fresh crab claws 5 minutes after I got home. Dinner tonight- Maine crab scampi and a cold bottle of Clausthaler.....nice crab claws,garlic butter ,lemon and some fresh crusty bread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 don't have the bread, but i have some ripe clementine oranges for dessert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Sadly there's no wood salvagers union up here, otherwise, I believe I'd look something like those guys Edited December 15, 2014 by maqroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Well, i would be hoping to temporarily arouse said marauder, then while he is staring at my bits, kick him in the balls and thwack him on the bonce with a lampshade Worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Well, i would be hoping to temporarily arouse said marauder, then while he is staring at my bits, kick him in the balls and thwack him on the bonce with a lampshade Would that be seen as 'getting off' lightly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I time new bedsheets to coincide with no work the next day. Fresh sheets + knowing you have a long lie + having said long lie is the best combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Just seen on BBC that Taliban have killed at least 80 kids at a School in Pakistan and are holding an unknown amount hostage. Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 What possible motivation could anyone have to do something like that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Just seen on BBC that Taliban have killed at least 80 kids at a School in Pakistan and are holding an unknown amount hostage. Sickening. To think that leaders in the west were prepared to sit, talk and ask for their help in dealing with Isis. The world really is **** isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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