Wainy316 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Roger, my former cat who now lives with my parents is the most clingy, human obsessed cat of all time. Follows my mom around like an overly loyal dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 What a great name for a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I don't like them because I'm needy and cats are cold, distant bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I took a bizarre comedy smack to the back of the head earlier that put me down on my backside and utterly dazed for a minute. It was a new take on the Tom and Jerry garden rake sketch. I somehow stood back on a garden hoe (no, not a common or garden prostitute) whilst stooping to pick something up. The result was a smack to the back of the head from a steel rake handle that sent me flying (knocked my glasses a few feet off my head) and I headbutted the door frame of the shed. Comedy gold I'm sure. But I have a headache and stiff neck now. I can see no way I can cook tea or even make a cup of coffee for the rest of the evening. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I don't like them because I'm needy and cats are cold, distant bastards. You can borrow Roger then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I don't understand why it's cool to absolutely despise cats. Indifference I can understand but why such hatred? I didn't know it was cool to hate cats, in fact I get dirty looks when I say I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 My neighbour is obsessed with cats so I'd like to tell her about catsthatlooklikehitler.com but she's German so I'm not sure how well that would go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted September 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2014 My neighbour is obsessed with cats so I'd like to tell her about catsthatlooklikehitler.com but she's German so I'm not sure how well that would go down. A Dutchman living next to a German? That'll end well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted September 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2014 My neighbour is obsessed with cats so I'd like to tell her about catsthatlooklikehitler.com but she's German so I'm not sure how well that would go down. A Dutchman living next to a German? That'll end well. They already confiscated my bike. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I'll bet you anything your crazy cat lady next door isn't crazier than my crazy cat lady next door. She has like five of them and they each have a bedroom, I shit you not. She also has a border collie and she takes it down to London with her when she goes there for work. She takes it on the train and she has taught it to jump on her back for when they go on escalators. I wish I was joking about this, she is an absolute loon. She's also a barrister, which kind of scares me. She never looks you in the eye when she talks to you either, very unnerving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Ours neighbours have 3 cats, was 4 until recently. Our neighbours on the other side neglected their cats, one of them actually choked to death scavenging for food and the other has move over to the German side where he gets fed and lives in their outside cat house thing. Our two cats often go next door as well, they'll actually go into the house and eat their food then come home. An old woman who used to live 3 doors away used to put food out in her green house to attract the neighbourhood cats then she'd shut them in. Just one of many crazy things she did. Fortunately she's in a home now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I have a cat, he is a word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted September 28, 2014 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2014 We were excited about bringing our cats to Canada. We found a house with a garden that we thought they'd love playing in, and would give them chance to get some proper exercise after the small yard we had in Manchester. Trouble is, our cats like to go out at night. So do the local coyotes, which we hadn't accounted for. So the cats now have to stay in at night and don't get to use the garden as much as we hoped. Apparently the coyotes here don't rely on anvils and ACME dynamite to catch their prey, and are a lot more effective as a result. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 28, 2014 coyotes here don't rely on anvils and ACME dynamite to catch their prey, and are a lot more effective as a result. Made me do a breakfast marathon on youtube. Never gets old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Old cartoons are still great, I was watching an episode of Looney Tunes the other night with Daffy Duck. The girl duck described him as "tall, dark and gruesome" I had to think of 8pints. Edited September 28, 2014 by villaajax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Cartoons are for kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 My mom n dad have had a letter from the solicitors about their neighbours (he moved in about 8 months ago and bangs and drills at all hours of the day and has damaged my mom and dads walls after removing his fireplace the police have been involved and they are trying to recover the costs of the walls. He has countered this by saying that me, my mom and my dad have been racist on several occasions, saying that we have called him a "paki jihadist" and told him that we wish that "him and all his kind would F off back to their own country" Absolute lies, yes me and my dad have threatened him with violence but that was only after he was shouting abuse at my mom. I'm gob smacked after reading that letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted September 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 28, 2014 My mom n dad have had a letter from the solicitors about their neighbours (he moved in about 8 months ago and bangs and drills at all hours of the day and has damaged my mom and dads walls after removing his fireplace the police have been involved and they are trying to recover the costs of the walls. He has countered this by saying that me, my mom and my dad have been racist on several occasions, saying that we have called him a "paki jihadist" and told him that we wish that "him and all his kind would F off back to their own country" Absolute lies, yes me and my dad have threatened him with violence but that was only after he was shouting abuse at my mom. I'm gob smacked after reading that letter My Dad was involved in a car accident where they undercut him and went into the side of him as he turned into his own drive. Evidence was obvious - damage to his left side and damage to their front / right wing right outside his doorstep. After a long battle, it turned out that my Dad called them lots of racist things (completely untrue) and that they had magically summoned a witness at the last minute. The insurance went 50/50. I'm sorry for you / your family Leemond but never underestimate the power of the insurance / solicitors to collude to get the best result for both parties. It still baffles me to this day that they got away with it. All the best with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Thing is as I say the police have been called out loads of times and they said that they were waiting for him to play the race card so it's not a surprise at all really, I recon that when they get back from their holiday I'll just completely stay away from the place cuz I will end up laying into him. I've had to get out of their house and come back home because he has been in the back garden with an angle grinder since 9:30am the noise was horrendous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I have 2 cats Stella & Artois, Neighbours thought the Mrs had a problem for 6 months when it was time for them to come in for the night. We also have 2 fish, Ken & Boon who replaced Dempsey & Makepeace after getting into a row with Stella & Artois. Oh and a spider called George and we all live happily on our Ark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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