tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! Blimey it only seems like yesterday mark today's date in the diary , It's been a long time , I've been waiting since 15 Dec 2003 , but today finally Drat made me laugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Paying for water despite living on an island. Brilliant how they got away with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2014 Paying for water despite living on an island. Brilliant how they got away with it. Yeah, whoever put all that salt in the sea just to get us to pay water bills was an evil genius. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Counting down the hours till Judge Rinder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I once saw Chris Brunt eating at the Rosso Pomodoro franchise in Selfridge's. Obviously, the social boundaries of my football allegiance negated the possibility of conversing with him, which was a shame as I wanted to commend him on his choice of a quattro formaggi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2014 Never mind all that. TONY HAS A SWIMMING POOL!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 they come as standard with houses in sunny Surrey .. my neighbours one is far more interesting ,mainly as they have 2 x 21 year old daughters who often invite their friends around for pool parties ... mrs H tells me to dream on when i suck my gut in and casually walk around in my trunks hoping for an invite 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ArteSuave Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 I think remembering you forgot to stop topping up your swimming pool while you're playing tennis is the most middle class story I've ever heard. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2014 they come as standard with houses in sunny Surrey .. my neighbours one is far more interesting ,mainly as they have 2 x 21 year old daughters who often invite their friends around for pool parties ... mrs H tells me to dream on when i suck my gut in and casually walk around in my trunks hoping for an invite You know the rules, pictures.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I think remembering you forgot to stop topping up your swimming pool while you're playing tennis is the most middle class story I've ever heard. tbf we were playing down our local park for free on a court with more holes than robs porn collection not at some posh club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2014 I think remembering you forgot to stop topping up your swimming pool while you're playing tennis is the most middle class story I've ever heard. tbf we were playing down our local park for free on a court with more holes than robs porn collection not at some posh club I take it all back, we are 'all in it together' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 they come as standard with houses in sunny Surrey .. my neighbours one is far more interesting ,mainly as they have 2 x 21 year old daughters who often invite their friends around for pool parties ... mrs H tells me to dream on when i suck my gut in and casually walk around in my trunks hoping for an invite You know the rules, pictures.... not really sure why you wanted a picture of me in my trunks but here you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2014 they come as standard with houses in sunny Surrey .. my neighbours one is far more interesting ,mainly as they have 2 x 21 year old daughters who often invite their friends around for pool parties ... mrs H tells me to dream on when i suck my gut in and casually walk around in my trunks hoping for an invite You know the rules, pictures.... not really sure why you wanted a picture of me in my trunks but here you are I want to make sure this time when I send someone into your back garden there are no more instances of mistaken identity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I think remembering you forgot to stop topping up your swimming pool while you're playing tennis is the most middle class story I've ever heard. where's my pool cleaner? it's his day orff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2014 So... the French shut down a huge immigration centre 12 years ago and now they are saying that Britain has to help deal with the issue. Hmm how's about no, you deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Catching up on a few pages and dished quite a few likes. Bravo lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I've just booked an appointment to get my ears syringed. I often can't hear what people are saying. When they're far away and talking very quietly. I'd like to be able to. Sort of like Superman. If I don't have superhuman hearing after this I'll demand my money and my ear wax back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 what? Doesn't really work with text does it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I'll take your ear wax. I'm an ear wax sculptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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