chrisp65 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rory Delape. I was soooo close to correcting your spelling! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rory Delape. I was soooo close to correcting your spelling! Roary Delape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I know a call called Ruari, sounds like Rory. Scotch Kings name apparently. Thoroughly nice chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 8, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 I don't think gorillas would be that good in this animal football league you're forming Stevo. They can pick up the pace when they want to, but I think they generally go on all fours when they 'run'. They'd definately handball it. I think Ostrich-ton Stanley will win this league, hands down. No pun intended. They also lack discipline Yeah but they'd be as intelligent as humans remember, so random animal instinct like throwing shit wouldn't occur. It should be judged on physical attributes only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Good long throw. So he could play CRICKET?! Oh no, I said CRICKET! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Ok, so suggestions so far: Chimps Gorillas Would a team of 'Primates' (With the exclusion of Humans) be allowed? Bunching them all together; chimps, monkeys, Orangutans etc? Or is that too much of a mix? Because if that team was allowed, then they'd have a good chance. EDIT - If this is allowed, take this as my application to be their manager. Or does the manager have to be an Ape too? Edited August 8, 2014 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I don't think gorillas would be that good in this animal football league you're forming Stevo. They can pick up the pace when they want to, but I think they generally go on all fours when they 'run'. They'd definately handball it. I think Ostrich-ton Stanley will win this league, hands down. No pun intended. They also lack discipline I laughed at this much more than I should have done. Very rarely will anything raise more than a nose-huff. Bravo, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I'd want a rhinoceros in in there at center back, and a cheetah down the wing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 8, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 Ok, so suggestions so far: Chimps Gorillas Would a team of 'Primates' (With the exclusion of Humans) be allowed? Bunching them all together; chimps, monkeys, Orangutans etc? Or is that too much of a mix? Because if that team was allowed, then they'd have a good chance. EDIT - If this is allowed, take this as my application to be their manager. Or does the manager have to be an Ape too? No. It's the Interspecies world cup. Not the interorder world cup. PLus a primate team would include humans. Definitely not allowed. Species only, but the Primates would have a good showing. They're like the Europe of Interspecies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) A Simian XI would be a formidable team. Pace and power Edited August 8, 2014 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I love the gorilla watching him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) I'd want a rhinoceros in in there at center back, and a cheetah down the wing You're not allowed SIFF (Stevo's Interspecies Football Federation) does not allow any crossovers. All competitors must be pure. That's why I was wondering if a team of Primates would have been allowed but it's not. Even though I'm sad to lose Gorillas, I'll go with applying to be the Chimp's manager. Edited August 8, 2014 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Is Rooney eligible to play for the chimp team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 No, he's an ogre, not a chimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Is Rooney eligible to play for the chimp team? Rooney and Bale upfront would be pretty formidable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You've got to be pretty accurate to score past an Elephant goalkeeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 could just kick it on the floor and it'll go through it's legs a lot. Be easy. Ostrich is still the best team, followed by apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Golden Eagles could just hover with the ball and then drop it into the net. A bit like if Superman and Batman had a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rhinos would be unstoppable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) I know it's not an option but Velociraptors would be **** ace. Edited August 8, 2014 by Shillzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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