GarethRDR Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 ***ASTON VILLA MISSED CONNECTIONS*** You: The dark-haired man wearing the 11/12 Villa home kit, tying your shoelaces by the entrance of Basingstoke Aquadrome yesterday evening at ~8pm. Me: The man who complimented your choice of kit whilst walking out the entrance. Please get in touch, I feel like we should be besties and I promise I won't kidnap/rape you or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Absolutely. She's looks like the kind of girl who'd dominate you. Lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Honestly? Jesus Christ, really? I'd rather remove my right testicle via tying a piece of string to it, attaching that string to a rather slow looking Nissan Sunny and telling it to drive off. With my left and most favourite testicle, I'd rather sit it front of every single episode of Big Brother ever, with Davina Mcall shouting at it, in her excitable tones. In short, I would not unceremoniously thumb my stubborn 3"-er into her undoubtedly cavernous vagoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 her undoubtedly cavernous vagoo. Some people like that kinda thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Honestly? Jesus Christ, really? I'd rather remove my right testicle via tying a piece of string to it, attaching that string to a rather slow looking Nissan Sunny and telling it to drive off. With my left and most favourite testicle, I'd rather sit it front of every single episode of Big Brother ever, with Davina Mcall shouting at it, in her excitable tones. In short, I would not unceremoniously thumb my stubborn 3"-er into her undoubtedly cavernous vagoo. Nah....shes got the cash to take on a pringles can and then have everything tightened up again afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 And she looks like the feels guy, look; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I can only imagine the standard of totty someone would have to be ploughing to turn her down based on looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 My missus is **** hideous. But I still wouldn't She's not attractive to me. my wife is actually a complete babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Each to their own I guess. I swear every time the "would you?" question is posed about an actress / singer who trades on sex appeal there is someone who says no to every one and I'm surprised every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 This question MUST have already been asked but.... Nicki Minaj? Would you? Pre-mooney'd to save time Hells yeah I would. Baby got back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I adore everything about Colombia. I hear Magaluf in August is very similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 This question MUST have already been asked but.... Nicki Minaj? Would you? Pre-mooney'd to save time It's a trap. 4/10. Would. Not. Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Absolutely hideous, but I can't afford to be fussy. I'd probably close my eyes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 This question MUST have already been asked but.... Nicki Minaj? Would you? Pre-mooney'd to save time It's a trap. 4/10. Would. Not. Bang I've done much worse, but I'm also inclined to think that's an unflattering photo. Back in a mo.... OK yeah she has very very impressive breasts and is well proportioned elsewhere too. She's not especially pretty and is a bit false looking, but for the novelty of her breasts and the main reason that it's quite nice having sex versus not having sex, I'd certainly have sex with her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Can we confirm that Yillan? You'd have sex with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Can we confirm that Yillan? You'd have sex with her? Almost definitely, but only if there are no better offers and I'm in the mood. Right now at this moment it's a yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Each to their own I guess. I swear every time the "would you?" question is posed about an actress / singer who trades on sex appeal there is someone who says no to every one and I'm surprised every time. It's different with famous people though isn't it. Yes the majority people in everyday life will obviously have been with worse looking people. But when you're talking about famous people, you want them to be the creme de la creme. Therefore the "uglier celebrities" get the comments "I wouldn't". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 My missus is **** hideous. But I still wouldn't She's not attractive to me. my wife is actually a complete babe. Lapal is married, this isn't the jokes thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 She would ride you not the other way round absolute filth guaranteed. #wheresrugleywhenyouneedhim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Nicki Minaj is the only Yes vote I'll be giving this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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