Baselayers Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 West Midlands police have started publishing some of the ridiculous calls they get to 999, including a bloke calling asking how to call the 101 non-emergency number, and someone calling to seek advice on how to deal with poor customer service from an ice cream van. We;ve all been there, your 99 with a flake doesn't turn out as nice as expected, the red mist descends, and you feel it's time to push for the strongest possible custodial sentence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 This guy has called 999 because his prostitute is ugly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted June 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2014 'With the 101 number, do you have to dial 0121 too?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) If a hypothetical person (not me of course), wanted to download free illegal music, and had already tried a piratey option and found it limited for older chart music and british music, i wonder what site would they use? PM me answers please. This information would possibly only be used for research and evaluation purposes. Your household income is over £70k p.a., yep? Edited June 3, 2014 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) Your household income is over £70k p.a., yep? No. My wife only works 1-2 days a week since we had 2 kids, so less income. Edited June 3, 2014 by ender4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Your household income is over £70k p.a., yep? No. My wife only works 1-2 days a week since we had 2 kids, so less income. You still get child benefit, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Apparently some girl from my town is in the semi final of Britain's Got Talent, might have to watch it for the novelty... or not bother at all. Probably the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Apparently some girl from my town is in the semi final of Britain's Got Talent, might have to watch it for the novelty... or not bother at all. Probably the latter. Erm, the semi-finals have already been on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Oh... I wonder if she won? I'll Mooney it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Maybe Ajax has invented time travel and today is really last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's the version for minor market towns. Like when the special olympics role along a few weeks later than the main event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Maybe Ajax has invented time travel and today is really last week PM me for World Cup results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Maybe Ajax has invented time travel and today is really last week PM me for World Cup results. Just leave me a Grays sports almanac 1950 - 2000 ... And a copy of ooh la la whilst you're at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's the version for minor market towns. Like when the special olympics role along a few weeks later than the main event. You still have time before Rob turns up ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's the version for minor market towns. Like when the special olympics role along a few weeks later than the main event. I hope that's not a dig at where I live, coming from a man who lives in... Wales... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's the version for minor market towns. Like when the special olympics role along a few weeks later than the main event. I hope that's not a dig at where I live, coming from a man who lives in... Wales... tbf it IS Oxford we are talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Don't actually live in Oxford but either way Oxford is a fine city! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's the version for minor market towns. Like when the special olympics role along a few weeks later than the main event. I hope that's not a dig at where I live, coming from a man who lives in... Wales... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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