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Brogues are for girls nowadays, aren't they?

Real men use mega blocks, not Lego.

How'd you like that shit?!?! Yeah.

My sister wears brogues ;)

my sister has long hair
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On that note, tried my first ever wank standing up about half an hour ago (barely even got the work trousers off!) after a mate told me that's the only way he does it.

Welll....was alright I guess but I still prefer lying down to blow my beanz.

sorry... You've NEVER wanked standing up before today?

Does that mean you've never knocked one out in the shower?

Probably 59% of my wanking gets done standing up

(That's a typo. I meant to write 50% but I'm leaving it because it makes it look like I'm very precise about my masturbating habits)

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Brogues are for girls nowadays, aren't they?

Real men use mega blocks, not Lego.

How'd you like that shit?!?! Yeah.

My sister wears brogues ;)

my sister has long hair

 

 

Is that to compensate for you?

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On that note, tried my first ever wank standing up about half an hour ago (barely even got the work trousers off!) after a mate told me that's the only way he does it.

Welll....was alright I guess but I still prefer lying down to blow my beanz.

sorry... You've NEVER wanked standing up before today?

Does that mean you've never knocked one out in the shower?

 

Nope, never!  I've had sex a few times in the shower (I don't rate it, it's awkward imo) but never went solo standing up in any surroundings until around 18:30 tonight.  Big shout to Delta White for the help btw!

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Does anyone like snails? Not to eat. I love them and always put them out of harms way if I see one. Also bring them back to life when they have dried up, I'll try and save anything I see if it looks in trouble, from spiders to flys. Got this weird thing with snails though, I think they look really cute. Had four in my sink the other week when it was hot, managed to bring them back from the dead as the hot weather had dried them up. Anyway goodnight.

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On that note, tried my first ever wank standing up about half an hour ago (barely even got the work trousers off!) after a mate told me that's the only way he does it.

Welll....was alright I guess but I still prefer lying down to blow my beanz.

sorry... You've NEVER wanked standing up before today?

Does that mean you've never knocked one out in the shower?

Nope, never! I've had sex a few times in the shower (I don't rate it, it's awkward imo) but never went solo standing up in any surroundings until around 18:30 tonight. Big shout to Delta White for the help btw!

that's amazing.

Work wanks have to be done standing up too, IMO.

Haven't had one of them for a while.

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On that note, tried my first ever wank standing up about half an hour ago (barely even got the work trousers off!) after a mate told me that's the only way he does it.

Welll....was alright I guess but I still prefer lying down to blow my beanz.

sorry... You've NEVER wanked standing up before today?

Does that mean you've never knocked one out in the shower?

Nope, never! I've had sex a few times in the shower (I don't rate it, it's awkward imo) but never went solo standing up in any surroundings until around 18:30 tonight. Big shout to Delta White for the help btw!

that's amazing.

Work wanks have to be done standing up too, IMO.

Haven't had one of them for a while.

 

 

Not sure I would get away with it, the IBA manager sits two desks down from me.

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On that note, tried my first ever wank standing up about half an hour ago (barely even got the work trousers off!) after a mate told me that's the only way he does it.

Welll....was alright I guess but I still prefer lying down to blow my beanz.

sorry... You've NEVER wanked standing up before today?

Does that mean you've never knocked one out in the shower?

Nope, never! I've had sex a few times in the shower (I don't rate it, it's awkward imo) but never went solo standing up in any surroundings until around 18:30 tonight. Big shout to Delta White for the help btw!

that's amazing.

Work wanks have to be done standing up too, IMO.

Haven't had one of them for a while.

 

 

Not sure I would get away with it, the IBA manager sits two desks down from me.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88goZsMye2s 

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I've gone back over the cctv and spy cams for the last week and personally I'm about 70% standing, 20% kneeling, 5% leaning out of the only window that can see the woman next door, 5% courtesy of my missus bless her.

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