villaajax Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 It's Laura's birthday today. Haven't seen her since she lost it over the Brits. Happy birthday all the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 It's Laura's birthday today. Haven't seen her since she lost it over the Brits. Happy birthday all the same. The Brits? The Brits are rubbish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 It's Laura's birthday today. Haven't seen her since she lost it over the Brits. Happy birthday all the same. The Brits? The Brits are rubbish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Saw a bloke trying to thumb a lift today, he didn't quite get the thumbing bit, and was doing the rocket polisher sign! Seeing people rage at him was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Thrilling stuff, keep us updated... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Damn, I was hoping a cat would get it, or even a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated. its things like that which make me think the world aint all that bad, well just for those few seconds anyway. Bird of prey,Bird of prey, flying high,in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Our cat caught a bird once and wouldent let it go, so I shook the cat till it dropped the bird.The bird instantly flew to the nearest tree and hung upside down for about 5 minutes then it flew away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Had a similar incident, I got the kids to fetch my cricket bat, my theory was giving it altitude would help it sort itself out. Lazy fecker just went up and down until I got bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated. its things like that which make me think the world aint all that bad, well just for those few seconds anyway. Bird of prey,Bird of prey, flying high,in the sky. Methinks someone else is 'flying high in the sky' this sunny Sunday afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated. That bird has no luck, first it flew into a window and then straight in to a tree. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 My cat was attacked by birds... actually it happened twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Hopefully that is a sign of a forthcoming bird revolution. Down with cats! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I hate birds. They crap all over everyone's cars at work because of their nice little environmentally friendly car park with trees in the corner of every bay. I'd happily shoot them but apparently we're not allowed to bring guns into work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Back when I worked as a games tester, we weren't allowed to park in the huge cemented car park near the building (we weren't Microsoft employees, we worked for an agency so we were specifically treated differently to Microsoft employees). Instead, we were given this gravel car park surrounded by trees - the complex was out in the Warwickshire countryside, beautiful place - to park in and our cars were constantly bombarded with bird shit day in day out. It wasn't bad enough that we had to park under trees, but the arseholes actually put up a load of bird feeders to encourage birds to shit all over our vehicles. That was just one of many ways we were treated different to Microsoft staff. It was absolutely ridiculous. Apparently they did it to keep the divides clear so we didn't ever sue Microsoft claiming that we get some of the same benefits as Microsoft employees so we should get the other ones too. Never mind the fact that we all signed contracts clearly stating we weren't entitled to these things and that we worked for the agency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated.its things like that which make me think the world aint all that bad, well just for those few seconds anyway. Bird of prey,Bird of prey, flying high,in the sky. Methinks someone else is 'flying high in the sky' this sunny Sunday afternoon nope, not today. Aint even had a swig of alcohol. I'm enjoying feeling good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 #freehenry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) Bird flew into window. I looked out and saw it on the driveway, where it stumbled around for a bit then sat. I thought, this is it, the end, the abyss beckons. Second bird comes along to check it out, presumably its mate, and it circled around the hurt bird a few times then went off to feast on beasties in the weeds. I was getting tense. There are stray cats in the area and this chap would stand no chance. The fallen bird was still and hadn't moved in a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, it moved its head and flew into a tree. I was elated. its things like that which make me think the world aint all that bad, well just for those few seconds anyway. Bird of prey,Bird of prey, flying high,in the sky. Methinks someone else is 'flying high in the sky' this sunny Sunday afternoon nope, not today. Aint even had a swig of alcohol. I'm enjoying feeling good. He didn't say Alcohol... Edited May 18, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Nah I'm a good boy now. I'm getting to old for all that bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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