Stevo985 Posted March 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2014 Done a bit of a spring clean today. Makes me realise how little I clean my house! Some places are disgusting. Need to grow up a bit in that respect... Hire a cleaner! I'm not made of money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Done a bit of a spring clean today. Makes me realise how little I clean my house! Some places are disgusting. Need to grow up a bit in that respect... Hire a cleaner! I'm not made of money! It's fine, I'm pretty sure you can just import a Romanian to clean your whole house for about £1.25 a week, UKIP told me so. Edited March 22, 2014 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Apparently there is also Nuvac, he must be an Eastern European immigrant vacuum. How dare he! Coming over here, cleaning our floors. Disgrace! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Apparently there is also Nuvac, he must be an Eastern European immigrant vacuum. How dare he! Coming over here, cleaning our floors. Disgrace! We need to look after our own hardworking vacuum cleaners... with beer and bingo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Our native vacuum cleaners should stop watching Jeremy Kyle and get on their bikes. No, I'm not sure how a bike for vacuums would work either. They might be better off with some sort of chariot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 "Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much dust." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Apparently there is also Nuvac, he must be an Eastern European immigrant vacuum. From SloVACia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2014 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Bloody dAVe80, coming over here, stealing Drat's job! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Apparently there is also Nuvac, he must be an Eastern European immigrant vacuum. From SloVACia? you just had to get that one in didn't you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You all read it. You're as much to blame as I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 what d'you call a Serbian with a dirty house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Strange couple of pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Bugger it I'm off to sleep. Sweet dreams everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I popped into the Villatalk section for the first time in aaages just now and I barely recognised any of the poster's names! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2014 Everyone has given up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 what d'you call a Serbian with a dirty house? What do you call a serbian that you would dutwu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Flights to Belgrade are ridiculously expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Flights to Belgrade are ridiculously expensive!just over £200 return from LHR... That's not to bad tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) problem with that is i started looking at flights to European cities 10 years back, when you got offers like 99p flights plus tax, i went to dublin to watch the villa for £35, did edinburgh, malaga, barca and berlin for under £50 each, it pains me to now look at a return flight for £200 and think that's a good deal bring back teletext, page 19 of 34, obviously starting on page 20... Edited March 23, 2014 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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