villaajax Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 HaHa I have a ready supply of that. Someone was stealing a bike earlier on so I thought I know I'll call the local police and let them know Me-There has been a bike chained up outside all day and now it's 10pm and someone is outside with a hacksaw sawing through the chain Them-well have you asked him if it's his bike? Maybe he lost his key for the lock! If the poor fool had lost his key I am pretty sure he wouldn't wait until 10pm to come and retrieve his him via sawing through the chain. Mind you serves him right for leaving his bike where he did, it was never going to last long Should have served him some vigilante justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm wearing a pair of shorts and a beatles tshirt that is too small for me and a pair of slippers, if you think I am giving chase down Erdington high street like (especially when it's raining cats and Bulgarians outside) then you are very much mistaken Plus I would run the risk of getting stabbed...I mean I know for a fact he had a hacksaw, he could have knocked me out and sawed my arm off or somethingI'm wearing a pair of shorts and a beatles tshirt that is too small for me and a pair of slippers, if you think I am giving chase down Erdington high street like (especially when it's raining cats and Bulgarians outside) then you are very much mistaken Plus I would run the risk of getting stabbed...I mean I know for a fact he had a hacksaw, he could have knocked me out and sawed my arm off or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2014 Is it me, or is there an echo in here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm wearing a pair of shorts and a beatles tshirt that is too small for me and a pair of slippers If you'd have gone after him in that attire then he'd have ran off thinking you were out to subject him to 'enforced man love'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) Careful, Wainy isn't a fan of that particular dolphin as my signature states. Edited January 5, 2014 by Ginko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm wearing a pair of shorts and a beatles tshirt that is too small for me and a pair of slippers, if you think I am giving chase down Erdington high street like (especially when it's raining cats and Bulgarians outside) then you are very much mistaken Plus I would run the risk of getting stabbed by Bickster...I mean I know for a fact he had a hacksaw, he could have knocked me out and sawed my arm off or something Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 ? You're just jealous Mooney got there before you could and stole your Thunder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well this has been the best weekend I've had in ages, I have sat down and watched film and read my books and done absolutely nothing else, I've even just woke up after a nice 1hr 45 min nap I've been after a weekend like this for ages keep checking rogues gallery, we all sneeked in and tea bagged you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I drive an automatic works van, not having a clutch has it's benefits, but overall I much prefer a manual. It is a crappy Iveco van, maybe if I drove a more refined automatic I might have an opposite opinion. I find it slow, unintuitive, and most annoyingly in tight spots, when I really need to creep (which is my expression for slower than a crawl) it utterly fails, especially in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well this has been the best weekend I've had in ages, I have sat down and watched film and read my books and done absolutely nothing else, I've even just woke up after a nice 1hr 45 min nap I've been after a weekend like this for ages keep checking rogues gallery, we all sneeked in and tea bagged you I didnt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) Didn't stop you from trying though, did it? Edited January 5, 2014 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) Well this has been the best weekend I've had in ages, I have sat down and watched film and read my books and done absolutely nothing else, I've even just woke up after a nice 1hr 45 min nap I've been after a weekend like this for ages keep checking rogues gallery, we all sneeked in and tea bagged you I didnt That's because you were too busy with the BBC. Edited January 5, 2014 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well this has been the best weekend I've had in ages, I have sat down and watched film and read my books and done absolutely nothing else, I've even just woke up after a nice 1hr 45 min nap I've been after a weekend like this for ages keep checking rogues gallery, we all sneeked in and tea bagged you I didnt Did anyone teabag Baselayers during Ski Sunday by using the pause function on their Skybox No!? Erm, nah, me neither. I was just asking and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well this has been the best weekend I've had in ages, I have sat down and watched film and read my books and done absolutely nothing else, I've even just woke up after a nice 1hr 45 min nap I've been after a weekend like this for ages keep checking rogues gallery, we all sneeked in and tea bagged you I didnt tea bapping nobody ever moans about a tea bapping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I drive an automatic works van, not having a clutch has it's benefits, but overall I much prefer a manual. It is a crappy Iveco van, maybe if I drove a more refined automatic I might have an opposite opinion. I find it slow, unintuitive, and most annoyingly in tight spots, when I really need to creep (which is my expression for slower than a crawl) it utterly fails, especially in reverse. And just to add, why do people watch Poirot, it's the second most dull thing in the world, after my above post. Ps yes I'm using this thread to vent spleen and relieve utter boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I drive an automatic works van, not having a clutch has it's benefits, but overall I much prefer a manual. It is a crappy Iveco van, maybe if I drove a more refined automatic I might have an opposite opinion. I find it slow, unintuitive, and most annoyingly in tight spots, when I really need to creep (which is my expression for slower than a crawl) it utterly fails, especially in reverse. I used to drive a manual truck, and a manual VW. It definitely gives you a feeling of more control over the vehicle. My current car is automatic, and i have to admit that I like it. It's just so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I drive an automatic works van, not having a clutch has it's benefits, but overall I much prefer a manual. It is a crappy Iveco van, maybe if I drove a more refined automatic I might have an opposite opinion. I find it slow, unintuitive, and most annoyingly in tight spots, when I really need to creep (which is my expression for slower than a crawl) it utterly fails, especially in reverse. And just to add, why do people watch Poirot, it's the second most dull thing in the world, after my above post. Ps yes I'm using this thread to vent spleen and relieve utter boredom. When I read your first post I kind of got the impression that you had just jumped into the middle of a conversation with yourself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 6, 2014 Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2014 Angela Merkel injured in a skiing accident. **** her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Another German injured on the slopes. I suspect Mossad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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