AVFCDAN Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 My mate phoned one once while we were all listening in and the first thing he said was I want to eat corn chips out of your ass and then the phone went dead at the other end. True story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 You're cut off before you get a chance to have a proper rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Has any VT'er called/texted one of those late night 'loney chap' chat lines? I want some sordid details if so. Are we not fulfilling you CED? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2013 22. **** old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 22. **** old. You're just a kid, you have your whole life ahead of you. Things will get much worse in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts, there is nothing but shit from now on. (He says, one year older) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 22. **** old. It's downhill from here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 It's downhill from here... It ain't necessarily so. Depends what choices you make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2013 Had a bit of a weird night really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2013 (edited) Quite NSFW.... Edited December 28, 2013 by leviramsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 22. **** old. If you have that attitude then you'll become old very quickly. You're ONLY 22. You're a great age to be. You're well out of you teens now, you're working and earning money, you've got some maturity and wisdom built up. Get out there and enjoy your twenties. "Old" FFS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 (edited) What have you had nice Stefan? I've had a mug with a picture of my face screen printed on. Not sure whether its a joke or not Oh well, can't wait to get up to villa park and have my day totally decimated, happy birthday to me Edited December 28, 2013 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2013 22. **** old. If you have that attitude then you'll become old very quickly. You're ONLY 22. You're a great age to be. You're well out of you teens now, you're working and earning money, you've got some maturity and wisdom built up. Get out there and enjoy your twenties. "Old" FFS!! This. And things don't get worse, they get better. "Age is irrelevant. Hot is forever". ( © Baselayers, 2013) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2013 What have you had nice Stefan? I've had a mug with a picture of my face screen printed on. Not sure whether its a joke or not Oh well, can't wait to get up to villa park and have my day totally decimated, happy birthday to me I got a shirt, a new harmonica and money. Looking forward to this afternoon! not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I went shoplifting for the first time in my life just before Christmas. I was using the self service check out at Morrissons and had the lady remove the tag from a bottle of brandy. I then scanned my other items, paid and walked out. As I got outside I couldn't remember scanning the second most expensive item (£3.57). I checked my bag and it was there. I checked the receipt and, sure enough, I hadn't scanned it. I went back in and paid. I'm too old to make my debut as a shoplifter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 You say you went shoplifting like you knew about it and then bottled it at the last minute you big girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 You say you went shoplifting like you knew about it and then bottled it at the last minute you big girl Sorry, I went shopping, and then became an inadvertent shoplifter, and then bottled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 £3.57 for brandy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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