Brumerican Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 When anywhere has a reputation for having more poon than pudding .. Guess what happens? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) Exactly. It was probably true in the 19th Century, not any more. Edited December 1, 2013 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) Ukrainians storm police lines.... .... with a digger... Edited December 1, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 That sniper is going to have a bad time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 When anywhere has a reputation for having more poon than pudding .. Guess what happens? . Belfast had a lot more women than men in the majority of the bars we frequented when over there. We had guessed that the menfolk had ventured further afield for better job prospects leaving more women behind who typically don't like venturing too far from family ties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Would love a pack of BBQ walkers after all the talk today ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) When anywhere has a reputation for having more poon than pudding .. Guess what happens? .Belfast had a lot more women than men in the majority of the bars we frequented when over there. We had guessed that the menfolk had ventured further afield for better job prospects leaving more women behind who typically don't like venturing too far from family ties. Norn Iron is unlike anywhere else on earth in that regard . I dreaded that posting but it was brilliant. Edited December 1, 2013 by Brumerican 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2013 I heard Riga has a redonkulous proportion of ladypeople. Like 70%. Don't dare tell me otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Did I mention that I recently had my first 'when are you going to find a nice girl and settle down' conversation from the parents? I went 'full Tyrion' (spurred on by beer) and did something similar to this at the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I heard Riga has a redonkulous proportion of ladypeople. Like 70%. Don't dare tell me otherwise. It has more lesbians per square inch than a USWNT game apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2013 If they're 70-30 maybe nature finds a way :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Did I mention that I recently had my first 'when are you going to find a nice girl and settle down' conversation from the parents? I went 'full Tyrion' (spurred on by beer) and did something similar to this at the table "...a wooden COCK" (I hope you said this part) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 The half time game at villa park made me chuckle. Object of the game is two lucky season ticket holders have to kick a ball from pitch side of the holte end into a circle near the half way line. The main prize is a season ticket for 5 years, whilst others include an xbox one with fifa and the headgone prize was a weeks holiday to manilla, Philippines...well thought out prize there villa. Whats even funnier is the game is ridiculously hard. Hard enough for the average joe to kick it that far let alone get it into the circle. A 50+ woman tried and the ball barely moved a few feet. Villa subs pissed me off a bit as they stood right in front of the players kicking the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 not automatically they don't I spent £50 on an officer and a gentleman outfit and velcro speedos, another £80 on a chrome pole and £6 on nutella to date, I'm £136 down 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 2, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Was she dry-humping your danglies at the time or did you meet her away from work not automatically they don't I spent £50 on an officer and a gentleman outfit and velcro speedos, another £80 on a chrome pole and £6 on nutella to date, I'm £136 down I heart way too many of your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Also, night follows day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. I remember my stag night in Galway we went to a Titty bar and I ended up talking profit & loss, tax rates and wages Vs Tips with the owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Was she dry-humping your danglies at the time or did you meet her away from work I was there with the girl I'm seeing (yeah, bit weird), so I was talking to her at work but with the knowledge that I wasn't interested in a dance in any way shape or form (not that I didn't WANT one of course ) as my gf was standing with us. But yeah, she said she paid £80 a night to the club to dance there and kept everything else she earned. She worked 4 nights a week and said she considers it a bad night if she goes home with anything less than £500. Said she regularly earns 3 or 4 grand a week. It might have been bullshit. but I'm not sure why she'd lie to me in that situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) If Amazon drones are flying through the streets, I think it's about time we legalise firearms and stock up in preparation for the inevitable robot revolution. Edited December 2, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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