CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Spam collectors are after me again Is what I wish that sentence said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just ran into a tree. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just ran into a tree. How's the tree doing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just ran into a tree.Who were you running from and had you just been shot with a tranquiliser gun... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Trying to stop myself from drinking or phoning me mates for a drink by drinking copious amounts of tea. Also the other day I thought I would go a little crazy and get myself some choc chip cookies rather than digestives, I picked up some Maryland "gooeys" **** hell it's like eating a double chocolate gateaux with each one, they have like melted chocolate in the middle of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) Nah, I was out on a run and, looking down a rather steep but negotiable hill, I unwisely thought 'Yeah, I could run down that hill. No problem'. Nope. Halfway down, I was roughly running at 600mph. With the prospect of a broken neck looking very likely, I decided the safest option would be to clatter into a tree and walk down the rest. I hit the tree, arms in front, but still hit my head against it, and fell to into a pile of leaves, groggy and in pain. I bet it looked hillarious to a bystander. Edited October 26, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2013 Halfway down, I was roughly running at 600mph. With the prospect of a broken neck looking very likely, I decided the safest option would be to clatter into a tree Brilliant. I believe that's called doing a Sonny Bono. Anyhoo, I was making a 'funny' reference to the escaped monkey up there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 On the subject of hitting stationary objects, I fell onto a car the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Trying to stop myself from drinking or phoning me mates for a drink by drinking copious amounts of tea. Also the other day I thought I would go a little crazy and get myself some choc chip cookies rather than digestives, I picked up some Maryland "gooeys" **** hell it's like eating a double chocolate gateaux with each one, they have like melted chocolate in the middle of them Well that worked well, I'm walking round to my mates now for armed with lager and jagermeister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I'm gagging for a pint. But instead I'm Christmas shopping with the wife and bairns. Good God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 I'm gagging for a pint. But instead I'm Christmas shopping with the wife and bairns. Good God... CHRISTMAS SHOPPING???? It's not 4pm on December 24th yet. I'm confused... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 My theory is if I do it now we don't have to do it when every bugger else it. As my hatred of shoppers is famous. That and if I buy my wife a cheeky early present I might get some loving tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Christmas shopping is best done online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Or not done at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Christmas shopping is best done online. We did travel on the train... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 Christmas shopping is best done online. Ideally, yes. But that means you have to plan ahead, so as to get the postal delivery in time. As I am utterly incapable of such a thing, it has to be a desperate trip to town on Xmas eve, with NOT A CLUE what I should buy. We have this conversation every year, and every year I swear I'll plan ahead. And I NEVER do. I hate myself, and the Villa lost again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 Abandon the website! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Abandon the website! Abandon hope, all ye who enter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Abandon hope, all ye who enter... I think you have your 'all' in the wrong place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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