villa4europe Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 radar was an accidental discovery whilst attempting to invent the death ray wasn't it by melting someones chocolate bar? or is that Microwaves? that was a bloke with a super telescope and a chocolate bar in his top pocket wasn't it? sounds like something I either learnt from QI or its a myth that got shot down in flames on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 When you die, do you want to be cremated or buried? If cremated, would you stay in the urn or request to be scattered? Maybe I will feel different when I'm older, but right now there is nowhere I would consider home, nowhere I would like to stay for the rest of eternity (or at least the next hundred years until space is scarce and all coffins are exhumed to make way for Super Tescoasda). So I guess I would like to be reduced to ash and flung into the sea somewhere. Preferably not Skeggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I know this is the forum for it and all but I'd genuinely like to be scattered across the pitch at Villa Park. Plus, if that happened. I could truthfully be remembered for covering more of the pitch and having better distribution than most of our "passed"* players. *geddit? passed instead of past - football meaning and dead meaning all in one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2013 When you die, do you want to be cremated or buried? If cremated, would you stay in the urn or request to be scattered? Maybe I will feel different when I'm older, but right now there is nowhere I would consider home, nowhere I would like to stay for the rest of eternity (or at least the next hundred years until space is scarce and all coffins are exhumed to make way for Super Tescoasda). So I guess I would like to be reduced to ash and flung into the sea somewhere. Preferably not Skeggie. Cremated and scattered please. I dont want to be someones maintenence after Im gone. Where this happens is up to family, I wont care then anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Any Dutchmen on here? How do you pronounce "Van Den Nieuwenhuijzen"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Any Dutchmen on here? How do you pronounce "Van Den Nieuwenhuijzen"? More importantly how do you pronounce Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen And quickly please !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Note to self: Asking for advice on VT is never a good idea Edited September 13, 2013 by legov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 on buried or cremated: Whichever is easier and cheaper when I die, minimal fuss spend the money on something more useful than a cadaver. In fact, if it's of any use for medical students to have a little practise, crack on. The body is dead and I'll be somewhere far sweeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Any Dutchmen on here? How do you pronounce "Van Den Nieuwenhuijzen"? Van Den New-en-how-sen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 On the cremation thing. I'd like to be cremated and scattered. Bit of it in the Lake District and a bit in Berlin. Being buried and maintained by family has no appeal for me. I'm sure my family has better things to do like spending my inheritance/ life insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Neither. Chuck me into the ocean and let my blue bloated rotten cadaver wash up on a beach and scar some kids for life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Neither. Chuck me into the ocean and let my blue bloated rotten cadaver wash up on a beach and scar some kids for life. Is this before or after you've died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Cryogenic freezing for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Neither. Chuck me into the ocean and let my blue bloated rotten cadaver wash up on a beach and scar some kids for life. Sure this is what Savile wanted to do as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 legov, on 13 Sept 2013 - 07:37 AM, said: Note to self: Asking for advice on VT is never a good idea Have you not seen the film ? (NSFW if you work for a Victorian era company ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2dN9E8vPk&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9-2dN9E8vPk&has_verified=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Yep, I didn't get the reference, I admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Any Dutchmen on here? How do you pronounce "Van Den Nieuwenhuijzen"? Van Den New-en-how-sen Sorry to be a pedant, but shouldn't it be? Van Den New-en-high-zen That's the problem with VT. One question brings different answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2013 on buried or cremated: Whichever is easier and cheaper when I die, minimal fuss spend the money on something more useful than a cadaver. In fact, if it's of any use for medical students to have a little practise, crack on. The body is dead and I'll be somewhere far sweeter. This. Except for the "somewhere far sweeter" bit, obviously. I won't "be" anywhere at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Oh FFS shouldn't people be given the license to be figurative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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