AVFCforever1991 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) Winter is great if you're skiing Edited September 6, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 So erm...I just shit myself. Literally shit myself. I farted at the urinal at work and had to squat over to the cubical at work. I'm now back at my desk after cleaning myself up as best I could. Should have made that your 1000th post 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2013 Were you close to begin with or was it a shock shart? Sharts can catch anyone out. You have my sympathies but I'm still laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) I just thought it was just a regular sweaty fart that at maximum deserved a courtesy wipe, I didn't quite realise what had happened until I felt the warmth on my thumb. Edited September 6, 2013 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Never trust a fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2013 I just thought it was just a regular sweaty fart that at minimum deserved a courtesy wipe, I didn't quite realise what had happened until I felt the warmth on my thumb.Yeah, we've all* had to stick it in reverse at the urinal at some point.* he says more out of hope than expectation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 That's an excrement story Paddywhack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2013 Never trust a fartAs someone who must regularly test their own food, that doesn't fill me with confidence in your abilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Never trots a fart. I'm hoping this topic runs until post 1000 or I'll start talking shit in other threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) Poo can't be serious!? Edited September 6, 2013 by Eames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted September 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2013 Who among us hasn't gambled on a fart and lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 If you'd asked me an hour ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 50 days today without nicotine. It has been hard and I actually underestimated the strength of the poison I used to put in my body. I have won this war now and Im very happy about that. I learned a meaningless lesson about myself during these 50 days. Dont drink alcohol while quitting nicotine. How should I have known this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) Nicotine by itself is not actually too harmful, its all the chemicals they add Edited September 6, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 So erm...I just shit myself. Literally shit myself. I farted at the urinal at work and had to squat over to the cubical at work. I'm now back at my desk after cleaning myself up as best I could. Must congratulate you on cleaning yourself up without making a trip home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 So erm...I just shit myself. Literally shit myself. I farted at the urinal at work and had to squat over to the cubical at work. I'm now back at my desk after cleaning myself up as best I could. Must congratulate you on cleaning yourself up without making a trip home. Thank you. I somehow managed to keep it off my pants, otherwise I would have been 'that guy' on the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Thankfully you're just 'that guy' on VillaTalk instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I gambled on a fart once at a party. Lost the bet badly. Had to push past people with me walking like John Wayne. Scraped it all off and discarded the soiled m&s underwear in the bin. Went round commando after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2013 I think Paddywhack was brave to make the OP without knowing the reaction he'd get. Turns out he opened Pandora's shit box and now has a community of kindred spirits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Happened to me stepping on to a bus a few years ago. It was a 45 min journey, thankfully it wasn't too bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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