villaajax Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Where's Gareth these days? He's heavily into Bee keeping now. Takes up all his time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2013 I'm an aerosol man. Roll ons feel horrible. Incidentally, when I was a kid I sprayed deodorant into my belly button. No idea why, but I did. I can't emphasise how much it hurt. Don't ever do it Whilst my rational self is screaming "Don't do it" and "Even if you're considering it, why even bother, you fool!?", I know that curiosity will get the better of me. The first thing I'll now do when I get home is stroll straight into the bathroom & spray Right Guard into my belly button like I've got no control of my own actions and thought processes. Please please please don't. I don't know what a chemical burn feels like, but if I had to guess, I'd say it feels like spraying deodorant into your belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I'm an aerosol man. Roll ons feel horrible. Incidentally, when I was a kid I sprayed deodorant into my belly button. No idea why, but I did. I can't emphasise how much it hurt. Don't ever do it Whilst my rational self is screaming "Don't do it" and "Even if you're considering it, why even bother, you fool!?", I know that curiosity will get the better of me. The first thing I'll now do when I get home is stroll straight into the bathroom & spray Right Guard into my belly button like I've got no control of my own actions and thought processes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 all you men stink!!! all women love the smell of fags, sweat and beer. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2013 all you men stink!!!all women love the smell of fags, sweat and beer. Fact.And farts, they especially love beery farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted August 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) They seemed to be pleased he appeared, I mean they were appreciative of his help, that was clear but he hit that guy pretty hard, I wonder how much damage was done? Just a concussion or something more serious perhaps? Even if it was something more serious the others didn't seem to mind did they? Quite the opposite. Just to reiterate, for arguments sake, let's say that the most serious outcome occurred, they created the impression they were favourable in regards to his demise. Edited August 2, 2013 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2013 Jerry Garcia hits a drug dealer??? After all they did for him, the **** ingrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'm an aerosol man. Roll ons feel horrible. Incidentally, when I was a kid I sprayed deodorant into my belly button. No idea why, but I did. I can't emphasise how much it hurt. Don't ever do it Whilst my rational self is screaming "Don't do it" and "Even if you're considering it, why even bother, you fool!?", I know that curiosity will get the better of me. The first thing I'll now do when I get home is stroll straight into the bathroom & spray Right Guard into my belly button like I've got no control of my own actions and thought processes. Please please please don't. I don't know what a chemical burn feels like, but if I had to guess, I'd say it feels like spraying deodorant into your belly button. Worse than getting veet on your scrotum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2013 Worse than getting veet on your scrotum? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Worse than getting veet on your scrotum? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2013 The veet thing's been exaggerated. It's not that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Remember at school when you used to spray loads of (almost always) lynx on your arm/hand and set it on fire? Great fun. I recall some kids would take it much further and keep spraying until they got a FREEZE BURN. Too extreme for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The veet thing's been exaggerated. It's not that bad. Until it heads to your perineum and then you know about it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The veet thing's been exaggerated. It's not that bad. Until it heads to your perineum and then you know about it...... Is that somewhere in Greece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The veet thing's been exaggerated. It's not that bad. Until it heads to your perineum and then you know about it...... Is that somewhere in Greece? Depends how long since my last shower....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Has anyone started to bring Keenan out of his hibernation? The footnall league season starts tonight and I need a fixture list 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2013 Is that somewhere in Greece?Depends how long since my last shower....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I recall some kids would take it much further and keep spraying until they got a FREEZE BURN. Too extreme for me. I did that. Wasn't so bad. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 If you spray an entire can of lynx against a brick wall it opens up a portal to a parallel universe. Which parallel universe depends on which fragrance of Lynx you use. Inca opens up a portal to a world where the majority of the landscape consists of Rainforests and large temples built high on rocks with skyscrapers being drained of their resources. Apollo allows you to travel to a world where Ivan Drago doesn't exist. The Chocolate World is my favourite although it may not be what you'd immediately assume. In all the Universes women follow you around relentlessly which can be fun most of the time, Meath_Villan (Amongst others I imagine) would love it!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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