packoman Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I've done nothing for the past 3 days except sit out in the sun. I love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I've been to see Cricket and Snooker live, they're much better live, when you're having a drink with your mates. Can't speak for Rugby or anything, but until you've tried it, don't knock it I say the same about weed ILLEGAL! Not everywhere... This is the internet. Therefore, the world. Therefore, it's not completely illegal on the internet! Therefore... shaddapppppppp! (For the record, I don't smoke weed either. I just like to see lapal_fan burned). (And no 'lapal_fan', before you ask, I'm not wearing my pink swimming costume. I'm at work!) Doesn't usually stop you. And, I live in the United Kingdom, Britain, England so therefore it is still ILLEGAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 It's all banging off in the acorn again some fat woman is screaming and punching the windows, someone needs to give her a slap by the look of it Me neighbour has just told me that the batman got glassed last night, not sure about the circumstances or how bad he is apparently his eye was cut up pretty bad. Shame he's a decent kid as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted July 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2013 It's all banging off in the acorn again some fat woman is screaming and punching the windows, someone needs to give her a slap by the look of it Me neighbour has just told me that the batman got glassed last night, not sure about the circumstances or how bad he is apparently his eye was cut up pretty bad. Shame he's a decent kid as well I'm surprised someone managed to glass Batman, he's usually quite fast. Must have been pissed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 It's all banging off in the acorn again some fat woman is screaming and punching the windows, someone needs to give her a slap by the look of it Me neighbour has just told me that the batman got glassed last night, not sure about the circumstances or how bad he is apparently his eye was cut up pretty bad. Shame he's a decent kid as well Shit, how has Robin taken the news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 BWAHAHAHAHAHAA **** iPhone predictive txt messaging that was supposed to say barman Seriously though its bad news, the bloke that done it is a bit of a word removed, he's a rite joker apparently 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 The joker glassed batman? I hope he got locked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Nah arkham asylum was full, he got away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Are you on drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Nope, 'twas a simple spelling error, no drugs here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 So I'm off to Paris on Tuesday for work , first project of many in Europe I'll find myself carrying out this year and the foreseeable future My question for you knowledgeable folk .. Is "Bonjour you Cheese eating surrender monkeys" a tad formal for when I meet the client ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2013 Just don't mention the war. Any war. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 The French should change their national flag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Someone call the embassy and warn them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 10, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 10, 2013 My question for you knowledgeable folk .. Is "Bonjour you Cheese eating surrender monkeys" a tad formal for when I meet the client ?It's not formal or informal. It is universal and friendly. You will immediately fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2013 It always used to be the Italians that were legendarily crap at war - the assumption was that they were lazy hedonists who would far rather lie around eating, drinking and bonking than get their heads blown off. Personally, I've always considered that to be an admirable attitude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 10, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 10, 2013 It is indeed Mike. And also w.r.t. the French, they actually have a great record in war. Apart from being in more wars than anyone, they've also won nearly 3/4ers of the ones they've entered. Their failures have just been rather high profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2013 It always used to be the Italians that were legendarily crap at war - the assumption was that they were lazy hedonists who would far rather lie around eating, drinking and bonking than get their heads blown off. Personally, I've always considered that to be an admirable attitude. Moving to Italy when you retire then Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 10, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 10, 2013 There are worse places to retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2013 It always used to be the Italians that were legendarily crap at war - the assumption was that they were lazy hedonists who would far rather lie around eating, drinking and bonking than get their heads blown off. Personally, I've always considered that to be an admirable attitude. Moving to Italy when you retire then Mike? Italy and France have both been mooted as possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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