The_Rev Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The first "Pardew out!" thread has already been made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 6 year contract :shock: Well, if you want the best then you have to pay for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Being paid twice what Hughton was as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fran_villa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Jobs for your mates Mike eh,if our club wasn't in such a mess i think i'd have to laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ha, just saw this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Is Mike Ashley taking the piss? He may as well give the job to Gazza with the ghost of Raoul Moat as assistant manager" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2010 Just when you think you've got troubles... up pop Newcastle! God bless em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 and a half years. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloBarnesi Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The first "Pardew out!" thread has already been made. 50 pages long already! Pick a man because you meet him at a casino. What a bizarre thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fran_villa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The first "Pardew out!" thread has already been made. 50 pages long already! Pick a man because you meet him at a casino. What a bizarre thing to do. it may have been part of a bet ,one could say it might turn out to be a gamble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fran_villa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Just when you think you've got troubles... up pop Newcastle! God bless em!i'd say our gang are happy that this news story broke to take some heat off them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted December 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2010 I never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel sorry for the Newcastle fans. Ashley really is a sentence removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudevillaisnice Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5-6 years contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mike Ashley is fast replacing Ross Noble as my favourite NE based comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2010 The first "Pardew out!" thread has already been made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Apparently Newcastle are a top 5 club. What a load of bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyClarke Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Alan Pardew has been signed up to be boss of Newcastle until 2016. The real question, though, is how many managers the Toon will actually have in the next five years - and whether Mike Ashley's popular 'Buy Cockney' policy is now entering its critical phase. Here are tomorrow's Newcastle United managers, today... January 2011: After a tricky festive period, Pardew is sacked. "We failed to win the Champions League, and Alan knows it was him what had to carry the can," says Ashley. Dennis Wise takes over the managerial reins. May 2012: Despite being unpopular with local fans, manager Wise insists that the appointment of "me old china, Jody Morris as Assistant Manager-stroke-coach-stroke-pwopah-nawty-geezah-abaht-taahn" will "show you northern monkeys how football should be done". Newcastle slump to relegation. June 2012: Ashley is in no doubt as to why the club went down. "We went daaaaahn," he explains. "Cos we wasn't Cockernee enough at the highest levels." Barbara Windsor arrives on a five-year deal. September 2013: Life in the Championship is tough for Babs and assistant manager Phil Mitchell, and a falling-out with Mike Ashley is inevitable after the duo fail to deliver the Nobel Prize For Literature success that is Newcastle supporters' birthright. "Leave it Phil, eee ain't worf it," screams Babs, as a tearful Phil tries to attack Ashley, but gets stuck in his panel van, which has been boxed in at the Newcastle carpark by a giant mobile whelk stand. June 2014: Mike Ashley attempts to appoint Dick Van Dyke as boss, but is rebuffed by the board who explain that "he is a fictional character". Ashley retorts: "So was Kevin Keegan." The club once again fail to win the US Presidential election, leading to outbreaks of crying Geordies in Washington DC. October 2014: After a briefly successful period when the club is managed by An Old Joanna, drastic action is needed with the club once again struggling in the third tier. New manager Danny Dyer complains: "There's some well tasty fixtures comin'' up and no mistake, 'ave a banana. Wycombe Wanderers away? Nawty, nawty, boys. Tasty, tasty, meaty, beaty, big and bouncy them lads are. Gertcha!" However, Dyer resigns in tears "after a ball girl looks at him in a threatening manner" at AFC Bournemouth. December 2016: Eric Bristow cannot revive Newcastle's fortunes, and they plummet into the old fourth division. With what many Cockney experts are describing from the driver's seats of their cab as "a last frow of the dice, me old son. Yeah, King Cross to Euston, of course the quickest way's via Clapham, wot are you, some sort of tourist. That's a monkey to you, you caahnt, have a good day mate." Ashley plays his ace: the reanimated corpse of Mike Reid is appointed Director Of Football and Market Stalls and the search begins, once again, for a manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONO Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Apparently Newcastle are a top 5 club. What a load of bullshit. All about licking ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic_bouma Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 an unbelievable decision this.... Ashley must be tapped in the head... it would be easier to laugh though if we wern't so shit with a manager living in the past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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