Jon Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Standing Up? 50% [ 53 ] Sitting Down? 49% [ 51 ] What are the other 1% doing? Bidet. :winkold: working on opinion surveys as i do, i can pretty much assume that that missing 1% is due to rounding the figures ..... EDIT/UPdate - actual figures are: standing: 50.96% sitting 49.03% really, that should be rounded as 51% and 49%. The rounding is not workign correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If it is rounding to the closest whole number, there is no reason whatsoever that teh two %ages, should not equal 100. However, clearly it's just rounding to 0 decimal places, hence the discrepancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm a sitter One thing that does piis me off slighty ot but when I have a piss I could shake for 5 minutes but I always get a dribble when i put my old man away. Must be the size of my schlong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macmahonjames Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 A tip...... Grab both cheeks of your arse pull them apart before you sit on the seat.....it leaves more room for shit to drop out and thus less mess!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheVillan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 sitting down then bidet .... I stood up till I was about 10 I think, God knows why !! Oh and Andrex with puppy dogs on ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm amazed by how close this is, perhaps somebody could do a study to see on this. What kind of a PHD would I need to do in order to title my thesis "How do you wipe yer arse?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. thats what she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Oh no! I do hope it's nothing to do with any of the issues raised on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I get Jeeves to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicky_plums Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. also known as an Angel Poo. It's great when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Why isnt there a 3 sea shell option? do none of you use the 3 seashells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. Yup, nothing much beats a teflon poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. also known as an Angel Poo. It's great when that happens. Nearly as good as a ghost poo. Thats when it it flies out and vanishes round the u-bend with no trace of it ever existing. Had one of those a few months back. It was a good day Ghost Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avfc443 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Seriously... stand up??? lmao. Sitting down is the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delaney Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that. also known as an Angel Poo. It's great when that happens. Nearly as good as a ghost poo. Thats when it it flies out and vanishes round the u-bend with no trace of it ever existing. Had one of those a few months back. It was a good day Ghost Poo Which in turn, gets better when you barely need to wipe. Just a wee safety wipe and you're sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 My housemates all stand up. It even had me questioning my own methods. They thought that sitting down would involve frontal entry like a girl after a number 1. I later clarified what I do. I sit and put my weight onto my left cheek, arm back, wipe, inspect and drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nz_villa Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I was a standing man now ive seen the light and now sit down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Today because of the thread i decided to experiment with the sit down wipe. I shall not be doing that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Today because of the thread i decided to experiment with the sit down wipe. I shall not be doing that again. Nor wearing white boxers shorts I dare say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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