rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Unsurprisingly, no laydeeeez have commented as yet :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wonder if anyone else has read the other posts and thought, "Hey, there might be something in some of those other ways, I think I'll give them a try." Well done TSV, you may just have changed a few lives with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Gingers chat poo. Fixed (again) 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Gingers chat poo. Fixed (again) 8) I'll set em up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Three sea shells. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condimentalist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I was having this debate the other day actually, and was shocked that not everyone does it standing. I just thought that was standard. Judging by the results on here, obviously not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I never even considered standing up. Why on earth would you stand? These poll should only have one option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delaney Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Sitting allows you to get right in there and remove all traces of muck. Standing surely seals your rusty sheriff badge closed and cannot dig in for full cleanliness. Standers are boggers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Randy_Villan Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Stand. I always have to be naked when I shit too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 another stander here, although not fully upright obviously. I kins of squat for maximum cleansing potential. so, a bit like sitting, but with no toilet bowl in the way. A half stand/half squat. I was aware (tho not sure why) that the majority of people are sitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Stand. I always have to be naked when I shit too. even if you're not at home? :shock: :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Randy_Villan Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I never poo in public toilets. Only do it at missus' or mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 On a Birmingham City shirt. I find its the best way to be thorough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 "Stand up, if you love to look, Stand up, if you love to look" This is one reason I think I stay seated, no need to check the lifted seat for random projectile debris until the main event is covered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I Googled "wipe standing or sitting" and found there were about 514 results. Quite what about 514 result means I don't know, does it mean sort of 513ish? The first three were a bodybuilding forum, a World of Warcraft forum and something called poopreport.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Can't believe no one has said "with bog paper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I never poo in public toilets. Only do it at missus' or mine.What about if you have to spend a fortnight in Doncaster? Or Horsham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Or small heath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 He gets a colostomy bag installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 If he's spending 2 weeks in Doncaster then where to shit is the least of his worries!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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