sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads. Why is it in the main forum? Because it's on topic You are actually the most negative, depressing and boring poster on this site at the moment, I will refrain from reading your posts and threads in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 11, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2009 It was actually James Milner that landed the plane on the Hudson River. He just couldn't be arsed with the fuss after so let the other pilot take the credit. Copy me post will you myb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 A feeling of déjà vu means that James Milner has sent time backwards by a couple of minutes to redo something he thought he could have done better. Last time he appeared on Masterchef he redid his gravy recipe so many times that déjà vu reports increased by 127%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeefc Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads.James Milner says "**** off don't read the thread then"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtb_wm Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 You are actually the most negative, depressing and boring poster on this site at the moment +1 Even Jez has been quite positive lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macmahonjames Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner once ate an entire birthday cake before the Villa lads could tell him there was a stripper in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myb Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 It was actually James Milner that landed the plane on the Hudson River. He just couldn't be arsed with the fuss after so let the other pilot take the credit. Copy me post will you myb? oooops... thought i'd read the thread and hadn't seen it yet. There was me thinking I was being a smart arse. James Milner wouldn't make schoolboy errors like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromsgrove_avfc Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner once ate an entire birthday cake before the Villa lads could tell him there was a stripper in it! And shit her out whole and unharmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads.James Milner says "**** off don't read the thread then"!!In fact, James Milner wrote every post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Death once had a near-James-Milner experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner spits out the Rocafella but carrys on chewing girders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prmort Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner does not wear any kit on matchday. His skin is fully reversible, Aston Villa one side and England the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner will 'open a can of whoop ass' on anyone who posts on poster in this thread. And remember this is the same James Milner who kicked down the walls on all Tefal factories because last August a piece of toast was ever so slightly overdone. He was slightly embarassed when he got home afterwards and realised he actually had a Kenwood toaster, but no-one has dared to say anything to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jimmy Savile would go visit James Milner if he wanted something fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner scores a last minute winner in the Fa cup final on Fifa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 It was James Milner who infact took down the Berlin wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jimmy Savile would go visit James Milner if he wanted something fixed. Jim'll Fix It was actually named as a tribute to the as yet unborn James Milner. BBC bosses spent 6 panicky months trying to find a presenter named Jim to front the show and settled on Jimmy Saville when Milner appeared to them in their dreams and gave Saville his seal of approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsXI Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Nato countries have decided on James Milner as the 1st line of defence against Asteroids, it is thought Milner will be taken to the predicted impact site where he'll volley the Asteroid back into orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew'sMilitia Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is SPARTACUS...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Nato countries have decided on James Milner as the 1st line of defence against Asteroids, it is thought Milner will be taken to the predicted impact site where he'll volley the Asteroid back into orbit. After trapping it on the back of his neck, letting it roll down his back and heeling it back up over his head first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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