sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner got offered the chance to wear the new pink Nike boots for a mansion (wheelbarrow) in Lozells but turned down the offer. Why? Because he is hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner built Lozells with his bare hands during a one day school trip 'doon soof'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner built Newtown shopping centre and Star City, with his mate on a carol singing trip to Moseley in the 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner built Small Heath with his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner built Newtown shopping centre and Star City, with his mate on a carol singing trip to Moseley in the 80's :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner made Gabby Agbonlahor smile, with the most amazing impression of Rolf Harris, using only his toes and an anal whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 hahahhaha James Milner went around the world in 28 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner is Megan Thompson endorsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner is Big Brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner has a Michelin-star. But no-one knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 After every game James Milner runs from Villa park in his full kit, to help out at the homeless shelter in Handsworth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 6, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2009 The worlds energy crisis is now solved as scientists have managed to develop jet fuel by refining James Milners urine through a rolled up newspaper cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner has been really busy this week clearing the way for the snow ploughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner frightens General Krulak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mammoth10 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James milner is the Gypsy's Curse at The Sty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 According to sources close to the player James milner looks set to revive the coal mining scene within the next 48 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner has given up the whole coal mining business for ever, on the advice of his dentist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner has given up the whole coal mining business for ever, on the advice of his dentistJames milner is his own dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner stopped the industrial revolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Neil Armstrong was not the first man on the moon, James Milner built the **** moon with a trowel and some gray Plasticine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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