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The 2024 Paris Summer Olympics


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Watched the Linford Christie documentary last night which got me in the Olympic mood. Actually going to try and enjoy this one as much as I can. I don't think I've watched an Olympics in 20 years.

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I have a bad feeling about this whole event that something bad will happen despite all the security. The opening ceremony and especially the mens Marathon feels like big risks.

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20 hours ago, bickster said:

There are multiple competitions there that aren't even remotely what I'd consider sports

Horse dancing

Jumping off a high platform while doing airbourne gambols

Water dancing

Prancing about on a mat

Jumping over a box with airbourne gambols

Playing on the swings in a way they weren't intended to be used

Circus acts on a piece of wood

Hip Hop dancing

Crashing over waves on an ironing board

then we have the its a sport but they dicked about with it...

Shit American Rugby with tea towels

Handball but on a beach

Volleyball but on a beach with skimpy outfits

 

 

Ridiculous.  Next thing you know they'll be trying to work out who can run fast!

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The Olympics needs to be slimmed down, there are far too many sports. I know that is daydreaming but the cost of hosting such an event is enormous now, with marginal gain for the host city. The Tokyo games cost 11 billion with nobody able to watch the events live due to covid.

Sports in which players are willing to amputate fingers- keep in

Sports in which  players can't be bothered to play like Tennis and Golf- chuck out

 

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9 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

£10 to VT if someone falls in the water during the Steeplechase. 

Cripes do they still do that humans pretend to be horses on a long run thing?

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2 minutes ago, bickster said:

Cripes do they still do that humans pretend to be horses on a long run thing?

I would watch the ever loving shit out of an 800m race of these though.

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BBC news absolutely rinsing the line about Snoop being part of the torch relay today. Every hour on the hour they make reference to him not dropping it like it’s hot. 🤦‍♂️

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7 hours ago, bickster said:

Cripes do they still do that humans pretend to be horses on a long run thing?

Just you wait, this "sport" is on the rise and will no doubt be in the Olympics before long.SIHS Käpphäst - SIHS

But do they do Dressage as well I hear you asking. Yes they do.

Elegant dressyr i käpphäst-ÅM | Nya Åland

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French going hard for the award for the most boring opening ceremony of any large sporting event ever. 

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8 hours ago, sne said:

I have a bad feeling about this whole event that something bad will happen despite all the security. 

i had exactly the same conversation with a colleague. 

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3 minutes ago, sidcow said:

French going hard for the award for the most boring opening ceremony of any large sporting event ever. 

Yeah, nothing like London when they brought on the athletes.  "FIJI!" (accompanied by the Bee Gees as the music of choice, classic).  I still say London 2012 was the best opening ceremony of an Olympic games ever.  This one is a bit weird so far. 

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