troon_villan Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 39 minutes ago, choffer said: Guess it’s between me and @troon_villan for the position of Minister for North Britain. I don't think I've ever been in this thread before. What the Chris Heck is going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted June 11 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11 8 hours ago, troon_villan said: I don't think I've ever been in this thread before. What the Chris Heck is going on? Just accept the challenge. At least you'll just have to beat your opponent in a whisky drinking contest as opposed to the Swedes and Norwegians who will have a battle axe death match. Just watch out for the Laphroaig. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted June 11 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, il_serpente said: Just accept the challenge. At least you'll just have to beat your opponent in a whisky drinking contest as opposed to the Swedes and Norwegians who will have a battle axe death match. Just watch out for the Laphroaig. best review of this i ever saw was "it was like kissing my 20 a day smoking granny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1. Mandatory death sentence for all crimes (including speeding) involving PE teachers. 2. All immigrants required to learn the Parrot sketch within 6 months of arrival. 3. Redistribution of endangered mammals to deprived countries. I promise to "send a panda to Rwanda" within 1 year of coming to power. 4. Improve maths skills by requiring cashpoints to ask maths problems before dispensing money. 5. Make America Great-Britain again. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 11 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 11 Just now, Mandy Lifeboats said: 1. Mandatory death sentence for all crimes (including speeding) involving PE teachers. 2. All immigrants required to learn the Parrot sketch within 6 months of arrival. 3. Redistribution of endangered mammals to deprived countries. I promise to "send a panda to Rwanda" within 1 year of coming to power. 4. Improve maths skills by requiring cashpoints to ask maths problems before dispensing money. 5. Make America Great-Britain again. This is an excellent manifesto. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted June 11 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 11 @foreveryoung as Minister of Wokeness 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dog Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I wouldn't mind Minister of D List Celeb Mingling it that's available? I will announce my appointment with my dearest celebrity friends, Gok Wan, Stephen Merchant and Brandon Block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 11 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11 I saw Michael Portillo at Hall Green Station this morning which I think makes me the outstanding candidate for Minister for Railways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 As I am Minister Of Cleavage, I think I have time to take on a secondary role (as there are almost zero cleavages on VT). Therefore I put myself foward as Minister Of Acronyms. DHUTWU. WDFAFC. GFMD. Etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 I nominate Demitri for Minster if Werds in Leters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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