mjmooney Posted June 9 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 So as not to clog up the serious election threads with any more silliness... Nominations are open for party spokespersons with the following portfolios: Party Leader & Deputy Leader Chancellor of the Exchequer Home Secretary Environment Sports Culture, Music and the Arts (etc. - you make 'em up) And we'll need a manifesto. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 For the manifesto: All blues supporters have to pay an extra 10% moron tax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 9 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said: For the manifesto: All blues supporters have to pay an extra 10% moron tax Motion carried without opposition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said: For the manifesto: All blues supporters have to pay an extra 10% moron tax does that mean we all have to pay a moron tax, if blues supporters are having to pay an extra 10%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 For the manifesto: If Villa go 2 goals up, the game ends immediately with a Villa win - as I've said before I've still got PTSD from the Villa Man Utd in 2002 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post limpid Posted June 9 Administrator Popular Post Share Posted June 9 Rosettes to use two colours: The wrong colour of claret The wrong colour of blue The logo to have a shield, round and with no background. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 9 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 I can see splitters and factions warming up already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryOnVilla Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Before every match, Villa fans must pay a pray to the lord and and saviour, Paul McGrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 30 minutes ago, bielesibub said: does that mean we all have to pay a moron tax, if blues supporters are having to pay an extra 10%? Only if you’re a moron, obvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 9 Moderator Share Posted June 9 Turn Chelmsley Wood into a concentration Camp for the knuckledraggeratti and repurpose the Rwanda deal for overflow purposes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 11 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Only if you’re a moron, obvs oh definitely, therefore I am 110% behind your manifesto suggestion then, if it means less money for me it mean even less money for them... winner, winner, chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 I’d like to put myself forward as Minister for Wallets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 9 Moderator Share Posted June 9 Just now, Stevo985 said: I’d like to put myself forward as Minister for Wallets Well you were never getting the sock portfolio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted June 9 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I can see splitters and factions warming up already. Aren't we The (political) Party of VillaTalk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 3 minutes ago, bickster said: Well you were never getting the sock portfolio 1 minute that took, and it’s exactly what I expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 9 Moderator Share Posted June 9 3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: 1 minute that took, and it’s exactly what I expected You have the gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 9 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 Can I be Minister for Not Working and Pensions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9 8 minutes ago, bickster said: You have the gift If this was the Tory party I’d be extremely qualified for the sock minister position 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 18 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I’d like to put myself forward as Minister for Wallets Seconded. Carried. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 I’m just leader of this political party’s supporter group MAVGA - Make Aston Villa Great Again Need some conspiracy theories to start off * We won last seasons title very bigly * Our average home crowd is over 100,000 per game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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