Witton_Lane Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Perhaps "have you ever followed through" should have been added to the poll No it shouldn't, I'd probably bring the server down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Yes, I seem to remember a very edifying tale once told by the previous gentleman. Worth telling again too. But perhaps not on this thread. Older VTers do you actually fart more now? Can I simply put it down to moving in with my veggie girlfriend? Bit of both?I suppose I'm a bit of an older VTer but my increase in production is due merely to a gradual increase over the years in the consumption of all types of beans, peas, chick-peas, lentils etc. When I was living in Portsmouth I was in digs and had a 70-year-old landlady. 6 days a week it was bed and breakfast plus tea and some cakes when I got back from Poly, but on Sundays I sat down to a full Sunday lunch with her and her 80-year-old hubby, and pretended to really like her soggy salty overboiled green cabbage. One Sunday lunchtime we were all a bit surprised to hear the doorbell and old Mrs George jumped up quickly to see who it was and let rip with a sudden chain of connected contrabass rumbles that reminded me of a passage for the trombones in Rossini's William Tell Overture. Either that or the sound of a goods train drawn by a steam locomotive entering a tunnel. The smell however is something I won't describe so soon after lunch, if you don't mind. Thinking only to save her embarrassment by making a joke of it I wittily said, "Ha ha, there must be an 'r' in the month" to be met with a stony glare. I needed to talk this over with someone older, so when I next went up to Brum I asked my mum (she being older than me) and she said, "Oh you lose all control when you get to that age, it happens to everyone." I can hardly wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Keep up the pelvic floor exercises, also helps Big Jim a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 One Sunday lunchtime we were all a bit surprised to hear the doorbell and old Mrs George jumped up quickly to see who it was and let rip with a sudden chain of connected contrabass rumbles that reminded me of a passage for the trombones in Rossini's William Tell Overture. Either that or the sound of a goods train drawn by a steam locomotive entering a tunnel. The smell however is something I won't describe so soon after lunch, if you don't mind. Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witton_Lane Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Thinking only to save her embarrassment by making a joke of it I wittily said, "Ha ha, there must be an 'r' in the month" to be met with a stony glare. Showstopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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