StigVillan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 Sea monsters are real, yoWhen she found you, she used her body like a hypodermic syringe: stabbing you and injecting her own cells under your skin. All that’s left of her is now growing and spreading like a cancer through your system. You’ve stopped growing. Her fibrous tentacles are consuming your extra energy.Just when it seems it couldn’t be worse, your abdomen explodes. You’re now sterile, and her gonads are erupting out from where your genitals are. Her tumorous ovaries now attract a male rhizocephalan larva, who injects his own cells into her. These grow into testicles within her body. She now has everything she needs for her next takeover.But none of this bothers you now. She has woven her threads through your brain. She’s been secreting chemicals to control you– you’ve forgotten who you are. You now believe you are female, and the bulge in your abdomen is a brood of your own eggs. Moreover, you are about to give birth. You care for and clean these eggs, as if they were your own.One fateful evening, you feel a powerful impulse to move to the shallows and spawn– releasing your new young into the ebbing waves. Your body is now hard, deformed and feminized. Despite all this you look into the sea, grateful that you’ve created a new generation. Your bliss uninterrupted by the reality that you have now released an infection that will spread, perhaps to your brothers, your mother and your children. But any piece of you that might mourn for them is gone, or perhaps if there, unable to stop what you’ve become. You are a shell for a rhizocephalan now, basking under the watery moon and stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Windsor davies has two brothers, Stuart and Tudor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Lovely boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2013 He should really have been called Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Davies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Kay Burley does not live up to her name and is quite thin ..... Cheat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 27, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2013 She could always marry someone whose surname is utterarsehole. That'd work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 She could always marry someone whose surname is utterarsehole. That'd work. Hmmm Kay Cameron .... I think you are right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2013 She could marry Ashley Cole and become Cake Hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2013 Nearly a quarter ways through this Premier League season (23.7%) and still not a single game has had 6 goals scored in it. Surprising. Consequently the GPG is down from 2.80 to 2.43 aswell and clean sheets are up from 26.3% to 32.2%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 (edited) Nearly a quarter ways through this Premier League season (23.7%) and still not a single game has had 6 goals scored in it. Surprising. Consequently the GPG is down from 2.80 to 2.43 aswell and clean sheets are up from 26.3% to 32.2%. I blame Jose... Edited October 29, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Nearly a quarter ways through this Premier League season (23.7%) and still not a single game has had 6 goals scored in it. Surprising. Consequently the GPG is down from 2.80 to 2.43 aswell and clean sheets are up from 26.3% to 32.2%. Villa and West Ham will put that stat to bed this weekend with a 5-4(Villa win) thriller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 (edited) Average goals per match for each team from Soccerway http://uk.soccerway.com/national/england/premier-league/20132014/regular-season/r21322/?ICID=HP_POP_01 Edited October 29, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2013 To put it into perspective. At this stage last season there had already been 6 games of 6+ goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2013 Another example of the modern world assuming the ancient world is rubbish only to find out it isn't. A Danish man rediscovers an ancient method of archery that wipes the floor with the modern method and validates the speed claims of ancient texts and ancient art. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Gimme an AK47 over a longbow any day of the week though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2013 I just love these stories where the ancient world teaches us something that had been lost and makes us look arrogant and a bit stupid in the process. The amount of stuff we've forgotten is probably enormous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Oh, I agree there. Just look at the shit the Romans were doing 2000 years ago. But then you adapt to your surroundings, the English longbowman is a legendary figure in history and I'd imagine an average one of them has more talent than the guys who compete in the Olympics today, but then his life depending on it. There was a law passed in the 15th century that basically said any male who was old enough to pick up a longbow had to practice every day. I think it stood until the 1960s or something daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2013 Oh, I agree there. Just look at the shit the Romans were doing 2000 years ago. But then you adapt to your surroundings, the English longbowman is a legendary figure in history and I'd imagine an average one of them has more talent than the guys who compete in the Olympics today, but then his life depending on it. There was a law passed in the 15th century that basically said any male who was old enough to pick up a longbow had to practice every day. I think it stood until the 1960s or something daft. Not just out-dated stuff though. Here's a post I made on the subject responding to 1 example and giving 2 others. The concrete one being particularly useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Gimme an AK47 over a longbow any day of the week though. Is that why you were thrown off the darts team? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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