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The Not Villa Summer Transfer Window 2023


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45 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Barcelona. Please explain to me why any player would want to sign for them?

No guarantee you will be registered to play when you sign.

Even when you do their childish fans will get bored of you within 6 months as your not as good as Messi.

The club won't play you and try to force you to leave even though they gave you a massive contract to sign.

Begging teams to take their cast off and expecting to be paid too.

Messi is gone. They are nothing now.

I hate that club so much

 

Brilliant city to live in for lifestyle and family. And their history alone sells themselves to 99% of players aswell.

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1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Barcelona. Please explain to me why any player would want to sign for them?

No guarantee you will be registered to play when you sign.

Even when you do their childish fans will get bored of you within 6 months as your not as good as Messi.

The club won't play you and try to force you to leave even though they gave you a massive contract to sign.

Begging teams to take their cast off and expecting to be paid too.

Messi is gone. They are nothing now.

I hate that club so much

That bit not being true is why

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4 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

That bit not being true is why

They arent winning the Champions League in the next decade. They might win domestic trophies but they aren't the club they were

Its really no different than United

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18 minutes ago, Zatman said:

They arent winning the Champions League in the next decade. They might win domestic trophies but they aren't the club they were

Its really no different than United

or no different to chelsea...

and we know first hand that to a generation of young players chelsea are the biggest team in the PL

for a generation of players across europe barca are a **** huge club, id say still comfortably top 5 club in the world for size, of course they still have a huge draw

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murillo to forest from corinthians 12m

mengi to luton from utd

bradley barcola to psg from lyon 45m - winger, never heard of him

kamara to leeds from rangers 6m

massengo to burnley from bristol city

fullkrug to dortmund from bremen 13m

guendouzi to lazio on loan

bakayoko to lorient from chelsea on a free

henderson to palace from utd 17.5m

amavi to brest from marseille on loan

enso gonzalez to wolves from libertad 6m

pavard to inter is done for 30m

berisha to hoffenheim from augsburg 14m

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maybe the weirdest transfer of the summer

ernest nuamah, 19 year old ghanian left winger, moves from nordsjaelland to RWDM in belgium for 25m, a mid table belgian team buying a teenager for £25m...and they've sent him out on loan to lyon with a purchase option for 25m + bonuses

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2 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

maybe the weirdest transfer of the summer

ernest nuamah, 19 year old ghanian left winger, moves from nordsjaelland to RWDM in belgium for 25m, a mid table belgian team buying a teenager for £25m...and they've sent him out on loan to lyon with a purchase option for 25m + bonuses

Nothing dodgy there! 

These rules are so pointless. Presume both teams have the same owner. 

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4 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

maybe the weirdest transfer of the summer

ernest nuamah, 19 year old ghanian left winger, moves from nordsjaelland to RWDM in belgium for 25m, a mid table belgian team buying a teenager for £25m...and they've sent him out on loan to lyon with a purchase option for 25m + bonuses

 

2 minutes ago, VillaAlex said:

Nothing dodgybthere! 

These rules are so pointless. Presume both teams have the same owner. 

 

Yup, same owner.  Apparently the guy also co-owns Crystal Palace - who knew?

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The Sky Sports app has a transfer article for Man City, Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea.

They are not even trying to hide the fact that they don’t give a shit about anybody else in the league.

The Arsenal one’s main highlight is that someone might be interested in Rob Holding.

What about Fulham’s desperate scramble for players or Forests’ need to push through the 100 signing barrier since last summer?

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Harwood-Bellis has gone to Southampton on loan, continuing the link between Southampton and Man City yougnsters, this being tte fifth player they've taken from Man City academy in the last year, Man City's former Head of Academy Jason Wilcox, now Southamton's Director of Football.

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5 minutes ago, HongKongVillan said:

Henderson to Palace is interesting - proofing even Hodgeson rates him higher than Johnstone and that **** clearing in the woods of a fraud called him up

Yeah but Southgate couldn't call up a player who wasn't playing.. oh wait 

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23 hours ago, Zatman said:

They arent winning the Champions League in the next decade. They might win domestic trophies but they aren't the club they were

Its really no different than United

Barca won La Liga last year. United are not winning the Premier League for a significant number of years.

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