It's Your Round Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: A bacon and egg sandwich doesn't involve toast, for me. Ideally a soft bap, lightly buttered. I’m talking explicitly about making up a sandwich from your full English. I always do it, the bacon and eggs get whacked on whatever toast or bread comes with and it’s like a little extra breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 7, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, It's Your Round said: I’m talking explicitly about making up a sandwich from your full English. I always do it, the bacon and eggs get whacked on whatever toast or bread comes with and it’s like a little extra breakfast. Crazy talk. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, bickster said: Because that hipster bollocks doesn't get lodged between your teeth There is nothing worse than a hipster’s bollock stuck anywhere in or around your mouth. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 7, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, It's Your Round said: There is nothing worse than a hipster’s bollock stuck anywhere in or around your mouth. There is. Two hipster's bollocks. Or even two hipsters' bollocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted December 7, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2022 10 minutes ago, mjmooney said: There is. Two hipster's bollocks. Or even two hipsters' bollocks. The latter would need be hard work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: There is nothing worse than a hipster’s bollock Sounds like a name for a gastropub somewhere in Camden 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 The Morrisons breakfast is making me smile knowing full well there's no butter on the toast because the little gold foil wrapped butter they provide is still around 2 hours away from being soft enough to spread Would definitely eat and be happy with it, that's as close as you can get to the littlewoods / bhs style 5 item breakfasts I used to love as a kid, they weren't £6 though... That seems expensive for a supermarket breakfast, been away too long 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 9 hours ago, El Zen said: Well, yes, but my reply was a @Xela joke. People clearly not as cultured as me. Beans are best served in a miniature watering can / bucket / teapot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 hours ago, It's Your Round said: Morrisons cafe, quick and dirty. It’s far from my dream Full English and I can make far better but it’s pretty good alternative for £5.99. 6.5/10 Not bad, but beans taking up too much real estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, villa4europe said: The Morrisons breakfast is making me smile knowing full well there's no butter on the toast because the little gold foil wrapped butter they provide is still around 2 hours away from being soft enough to spread Would definitely eat and be happy with it, that's as close as you can get to the littlewoods / bhs style 5 item breakfasts I used to love as a kid, they weren't £6 though... That seems expensive for a supermarket breakfast, been away too long Do you not hover the butter over a cup of tea for a minute or so to make it all melty? Edited December 7, 2022 by Tayls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, villa4europe said: The Morrisons breakfast is making me smile knowing full well there's no butter on the toast because the little gold foil wrapped butter they provide is still around 2 hours away from being soft enough to spread Would definitely eat and be happy with it, that's as close as you can get to the littlewoods / bhs style 5 item breakfasts I used to love as a kid, they weren't £6 though... That seems expensive for a supermarket breakfast, been away too long It seems they’ve done away with the little foil butter parcels now, this toast was pre-buttered. I know what you’re saying about the BHS style breakfast, it has got that feel to it. Though that might be due to the hordes of pensioners that were in there today. Since finishing my last job and waiting for my next to start, I’ve encountered a whole subculture of people that spend their days at retail parks mostly retired couples and new mums with their mums. They love a supermarket breakfast or a Costa lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 hours ago, It's Your Round said: I’m talking explicitly about making up a sandwich from your full English. I always do it, the bacon and eggs get whacked on whatever toast or bread comes with and it’s like a little extra breakfast. How about this bad boy then: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 F*** it, I’m having brinner tonight. Sausage, eggs, beans and toast (with butter!) 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 7, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, mottaloo said: How about this bad boy then: Can you eat it by holding the bun and taking a bite? I very much doubt it A victory of style over substance. It's just not practical AND... And... it seems to be served on a piece of wood, which is especially dumb considering you are going to have to separate the elements in some way just to be able to take a bite. How long before that delicious looking egg is all over your face and shirt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, bickster said: Can you eat it by holding the bun and taking a bite? I very much doubt it A victory of style over substance. It's just not practical AND... And... it seems to be served on a piece of wood, which is especially dumb considering you are going to have to separate the elements in some way just to be able to take a bite. How long before that delicious looking egg is all over your face and shirt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 7, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Tayls said: Do you not hover the butter over a cup of tea for a minute or so to make it all melty? Your are becoming dangerously close to those people that dip toast in their tea 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted December 7, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: How about this bad boy then: I had a similar feast (belly buster) delivered from Wrights today. However, the bap was probably treble that size and had two eggs and at least all of the contents and more. Its thickness was no more than 2 inches and somewhat welded down so no spillage or yolk volcanoes. A solid 8/10 and a lie down was needed for a hour or so after 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I am totally making brinner a weekly thing. That was delicious and far too nice not to eat regularly, but no f***ing way I can have that much for breakfast anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Tayls said: Do you not hover the butter over a cup of tea for a minute or so to make it all melty? No, I put it in my jeans back pocket and sit down for 5 minutes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, mottaloo said: How about this bad boy then: That’s the sort of beast I used to buy from the local butty van then drive down a quiet lane and devour it somewhat like an ashamed drug addict. Messy, but tasty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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