bickster Posted December 4, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2022 Non circular plates are one step away from eating food from slates and chopping boards Dangerous position on the slippy slope 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted December 4, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2022 6 hours ago, mottaloo said: Nightmare for @Xelahere but surely compensated by the amount of sausage AND white pudding ? Surely ?? Nothing to the right of the bacon would be edible for me due to bean contamination. I'd have to have the bacon, eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is off the plate, onto a round one, and on another table far away from the beans - the smell alone puts me off food. So it's two bacon sandwiches to dip in eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is. I mean, I'd have that, but it seems a waste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted December 4, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: Nothing to the right of the bacon would be edible for me due to bean contamination. I'd have to have the bacon, eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is off the plate, onto a round one, and on another table far away from the beans - the smell alone puts me off food. So it's two bacon sandwiches to dip in eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is. I mean, I'd have that, but it seems a waste. Some of the fried bread may be salvageable 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: Nothing to the right of the bacon would be edible for me due to bean contamination. I'd have to have the bacon, eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is off the plate, onto a round one, and on another table far away from the beans - the smell alone puts me off food. So it's two bacon sandwiches to dip in eggs and whatever that weird bit of bread stuff under the eggs is. I mean, I'd have that, but it seems a waste. I presume the items top left are potato cakes/farls - a popular Irish breakfast choice, along with the white pudding which I love (has to be Clonakilty brand though). I love beans but they do seem to have spoilt the overall appeal due to the amount (and smell ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 6 hours ago, mottaloo said: Nightmare for @Xelahere but surely compensated by the amount of sausage AND white pudding ? Surely ?? that for me, is a classic case of quantity over quality - a big no no for a full English breakfast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 On the topic of beans, I always chop up my fried eggs into the beans to make a big eggy bean mess. Never seen anyone else do that. But it’s really nice. Always do my beans low and slow so never have out of control bean juice anyway. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMelvillan Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 My mum's ulster fry has an unholy amount of white carb - Potato bread, soda bread, little pancake and slice of white bread - all fried! obviously served with fried egg, bacon, sausage, mushroom, tomato. absolute flippin heaven my understanding is that potato bread and farls are the same - just a different shape. Happy to be corrected on this. You do sometimes get it made with some scallion in there which is class 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) Swap the black pud for white and the grilled tomatoes for mushrooms and I'd say that would be almost spot on for me. Edited December 6, 2022 by mottaloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 6, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2022 4 hours ago, mottaloo said: Swap the black pud for white and the grilled tomatoes for mushrooms and I'd say that would be almost spot on for me. You can f*** the yankee pigdog hash browns off for starters, absolutely no place in an English Breakfast and don't get me started on toast cut into triangles Good eggs though which has been rare in recent photos. Hash browns and toast is all thats wrong though Traingular toast, nothing screams shite B&B in Bournemouth more 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted December 6, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2022 42 minutes ago, bickster said: You can f*** the yankee pigdog hash browns off for starters, absolutely no place in an English Breakfast and don't get me started on toast cut into triangles Good eggs though which has been rare in recent photos. Hash browns and toast is all thats wrong though Traingular toast, nothing screams shite B&B in Bournemouth more “Oh someone please take the deep fried crispy potato and onion off this plate, it’s ruining it.” - said no one ever, until now. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 6, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 minute ago, fightoffyour said: “Oh someone please take the deep fried crispy potato and onion off this plate, it’s ruining it.” - said no one ever, until now. There is no place for cultural appropriation in a breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted December 6, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 hours ago, mottaloo said: Swap the black pud for white and the grilled tomatoes for mushrooms and I'd say that would be almost spot on for me. that's a solid 8/10 from me. sack off the tomatoes and the toast should be on a separate plate or, worst case, kept well away from everything else. putting anything fried on top of toast just turns it into greasy bread in the time it takes them to bring it from the kitchen i like a hash brown personally but those look like the standard ones you get from greasy spoons that are just never very nice. the frozen ones you get from supermarkets are always top drawer though IMO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted December 6, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2022 54 minutes ago, bickster said: You can f*** the yankee pigdog hash browns off for starters, absolutely no place in an English Breakfast and don't get me started on toast cut into triangles Good eggs though which has been rare in recent photos. Hash browns and toast is all thats wrong though Traingular toast, nothing screams shite B&B in Bournemouth more aren't baked beans american originally though? heinz is an american brand too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 6, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, tomav84 said: aren't baked beans american originally though? heinz is an american brand too Well yeah and no. Traditionally native American but it was British colonists in New England that first cooked baked beans in a similar fashion to how we currently eat them. There was no America at the time, so I'm claiming them as British 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tayls Posted December 6, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, bickster said: You can f*** the yankee pigdog hash browns off for starters, absolutely no place in an English Breakfast and don't get me started on toast cut into triangles Good eggs though which has been rare in recent photos. Hash browns and toast is all thats wrong though Traingular toast, nothing screams shite B&B in Bournemouth more Triangular toast tastes far better than stupid rectangles. Edited December 7, 2022 by Tayls 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted December 6, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2022 to be honest i've never seen the point in cutting toast in the first place. it's not like a full slice is troublesome to eat with one hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted December 7, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, tomav84 said: to be honest i've never seen the point in cutting toast in the first place. it's not like a full slice is troublesome to eat with one hand Cus you get more slices, obviously. Twice as many, in fact 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 If you ever wondered what a Full Norwegian Breakfast looks like: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 10 minutes ago, El Zen said: If you ever wondered what a Full Norwegian Breakfast looks like: Not enough beans. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: Not enough beans. Oh, they’re in a separate pot because I’m a fuzzy man child. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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