tomaspg Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I know one of the bin ladens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Stuart Hall once touched my shoulder and said "Hello young man". I was 31 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Stuart Hall once touched my shoulder and said "Hello young man". I was 31 at the time. it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) I had a suit fitted by George W Bush's tailor. Edited February 12, 2014 by Spoony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I read these claims to fame and reads like a vic reeves anecdote, I once pissed in a corner after stealing har mar superstars vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) My older brother was regarded as one of swedens best junior tennis player and went over to USA at a very young age with some of germanys best young ones..over there he met Michael Chang (The youngest ever winner of a grand slam the french open) in a final and won a set against him..according to himself he didnt make it to the top cause he was to short and couldnt get the power in his serve to play at the very top.. He then went on to play football for many years in the second highest division in sweden and was yellow carded once for kicking the shit out of former villa player Marcus Allbäck. Edited February 13, 2014 by Ikantcpell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 My dad sold a dog to Simon Lebon's sister in the 70s beat that. My best mate when growing up sold a dog to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and his wife Helena Seger a few years ago( a French Bulldog) He said he was very friendly and very tall..he didnt speak much, he just stood beside his wife with a smile on his face all the time and after a while he asked if he could borrow the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I effectively chose the music Jenny Jones listened to before she did her run, so I pretty much am responsible for her medal. Ginko... DJ to Olympic heroes.a Mad props son!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2014 I once inadvertently stole Lee Sharpes dinner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2014 An Olympic medal winner once told me I was 'rapey' or something like thatPshaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 If you use an insurance aggregator (confused.com, msm.com, gocompare etc), your quotes are generated through systems I put together. All of them go through a central point to get quotes from a lot of the brokers. The central point stores all of your details in a *huge* MySQL database. I don't work there any more so I can't stalk any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 One for the boring thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 If you use an insurance aggregator (confused.com, msm.com, gocompare etc), your quotes are generated through systems I put together. All of them go through a central point to get quotes from a lot of the brokers. The central point stores all of your details in a *huge* MySQL database. I don't work there any more so I can't stalk any of you. I found it quite interesting. Whats an MySQL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 If you use an insurance aggregator (confused.com, msm.com, gocompare etc), your quotes are generated through systems I put together. All of them go through a central point to get quotes from a lot of the brokers. The central point stores all of your details in a *huge* MySQL database. I don't work there any more so I can't stalk any of you. I found it quite interesting. Whats an MySQL? Female, and interested in something IT related I'm talking about??? You're in for it now. SQL stands for structured query language and is a method for getting data out of a database. In the standard way of "SELECT something FROM a_table WHERE something" Some bloke called Monty had a daughter called My and made a database so called it MySQL. ... ... Hello? Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 ok that was just...yeah i dunno, It made no sense. Like snowboarding commentary, to the whole of the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 13, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 13, 2014 If you use an insurance aggregator (confused.com, msm.com, gocompare etc), your quotes are generated through systems I put together. All of them go through a central point to get quotes from a lot of the brokers. The central point stores all of your details in a *huge* MySQL database. I don't work there any more so I can't stalk any of you.I thought the now banned Tim the Villan ran the company that started all that off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 ok that was just...yeah i dunno, It made no sense. Like snowboarding commentary, to the whole of the UK Made sense to me, I grew up watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 ok that was just...yeah i dunno, It made no sense. Like snowboarding commentary, to the whole of the UK That's where I normally come unstuck. The commentary Sunday morning was *fantastic*. I really enjoyed it and chuckled at quite a few points. Obviously you can't say much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) If you use an insurance aggregator (confused.com, msm.com, gocompare etc), your quotes are generated through systems I put together. All of them go through a central point to get quotes from a lot of the brokers. The central point stores all of your details in a *huge* MySQL database. I don't work there any more so I can't stalk any of you. I thought the now banned Tim the Villan ran the company that started all that off? Maybe. I know that confused.com got £50 for every conversion (successful policy) bought through them. They were running about 1-2% conversion rate, and at one point were doing about 10 million quotes a day. There's another poster on here who was part of the dev team who wrote the software for these systems. I won't call him out in case he wants to remain anon. Edited February 13, 2014 by darrenm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 ok that was just...yeah i dunno, It made no sense. Like snowboarding commentary, to the whole of the UK Made sense to me, I grew up watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I also know snowboard talk, I grew up playing cool borders & cool borders 2. YAGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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