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40 minutes ago, 479Villan said:

I like how you put in that much detail to make sure you weren’t ridiculed or referred for prosecution. 
 

Makes you sound rattled. 
Mate.

Fixed 😉

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2 hours ago, 479Villan said:

I like how you put in that much detail to make sure you weren’t ridiculed or referred for prosecution. 
 

Makes you sound rattled. 

She certainly rattled it. 

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16 minutes ago, Xela said:

She certainly rattled it. 

The fair maiden sounds like marriage material

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

I've driven that far to get wanked off (by an adult female) in a car park. 

The things you do in your 20s

The things you do for love...

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22 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

The fair maiden sounds like marriage material

I don't think he should marry a maiden he paid for the services of....

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10 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I don't think he should marry a maiden he paid for the services of....

Stop being such a prude, Hank

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18 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

Stop being such a prude, Hank

Yeah ever heard of try before you buy?  This was buy and have a try!!!

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1 hour ago, delboy54 said:

The things you do for love...

Well the lyrics are

Like walking in the rain and the snow etc.

Not

Like wanking in the rain and the snow etc.

As far as I'm aware anyway. 

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10 minutes ago, turnbull said:

Well the lyrics are

Like walking in the rain and the snow etc.

Not

Like wanking in the rain and the snow etc.

As far as I'm aware anyway. 

Get down with the kidz grandad 

Respek 

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1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

Get down with the kidz grandad 

Respek 

To be fair, he made it clear this was an ADULT, not a kid.

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1 hour ago, rodders0223 said:

You're going to look like mugs when a 34 year old Alfie May is bagging in the PL.

In reality he’d be thirty nine, and in an alternate dimension.

 

Matey mate mate mate maaaaaaaaate.

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On 05/07/2024 at 17:47, delboy54 said:

The things you do for love...

In the case of being wanked off in a car it's better to have loved and lost than have paid for it and not liked it. 

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2 hours ago, UpTheVilla26 said:

According to their fans, League 1 ain't ready for them 😂

It's been ready and waiting for about 10 seasons you mugs. 

I imagine most of the League 1 clubs are up to date on their shots and don’t leave valuables unattended, which is about as ready as you can be when the Knightshead Traveling Circus grifts its way into your town. 

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On 03/07/2024 at 21:03, wishywashy said:

This is a hilarious way to run a football club.

Unbelievable negotiation technique that :D 

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On 07/07/2024 at 16:24, John said:

I do hope they won't fall foul of League 1's  SMCP (Salary Cost Management Protocol) which limits club's spending on player wages to 60%  of their turnover. They would only need to shown to be heading for an overspend to get a transfer embargo. Of course their turnover must be enormous, as they have qualified for The Bristol Street Motors Trophy this season, mate.....:D 

I think that's quite lenient as it doesn't count the wages of players from your relegation season for a couple of years?

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