pas5898 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 18 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Give him a preseason. In league one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 (edited) With all that is currently kicking off regarding Everton I wondered to myself if the great unwashed might try to make it about us. The phrase "does a bear sh*t in the woods" comes to mind (PS - isn't hackney in londonshire - meaning an automatic drinking in town ban ?) Edited November 17, 2023 by mottaloo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LondonLax Posted November 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, mottaloo said: With all that is currently kicking off regarding Everton I wondered to myself if the great unwashed might try to make it about us. The phrase "does a bear sh*t in the woods" comes to mind (PS - isn't hackney in londonshire - meaning an automatic drinking in town ban ?) Funny him moaning about a player sale saving our finances whilst having a quote from Bellingham as his tagline. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, LondonLax said: Funny him moaning about a player sale saving our finances whilst having a quote from Bellingham as his tagline. I’ve interpreted that Bellingham quote as “I’d rather die than play for that club again” as his actions have shown. Will he go back at the end of his career? No chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, mottaloo said: With all that is currently kicking off regarding Everton I wondered to myself if the great unwashed might try to make it about us. The phrase "does a bear sh*t in the woods" comes to mind (PS - isn't hackney in londonshire - meaning an automatic drinking in town ban ?) He will die as a bloser but left first decent opportunity he had Think he meant to say id rather die than stay at this shithole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2023 48 minutes ago, mottaloo said: With all that is currently kicking off regarding Everton I wondered to myself if the great unwashed might try to make it about us. The phrase "does a bear sh*t in the woods" comes to mind (PS - isn't hackney in londonshire - meaning an automatic drinking in town ban ?) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Its almost like us having a FFP expert as our CEO worked a treat... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 I think Villa and Blues fans alike should keep their heads down when it comes to discussions about spending. We both are lucky we ain't been liquidated the past few years. Nobody can point score. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheVilla26 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted November 17, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. I like your lads attitude 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheVilla26 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Just now, Follyfoot said: I like your lads attitude Well he's 6'2 and not the smallest of people. To be fair, we could of got a couple of slaps in and easily out ran him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted November 17, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 1 minute ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Well he's 6'2 and not the smallest of people. To be fair, we could of got a couple of slaps in and easily out ran him. my lad is 6ft 3 and pats my head like Benny Hill used to do to that bald bloke 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted November 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 2 hours ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. 2 hours ago, Follyfoot said: I like your lads attitude I made a bit of an error a few years ago. Villa were home against Cardiff City, I’m in the Upper Holte. After the game I’m walking back to the car whilst the Cardiff fans are being guided back to their coaches. It had gone quiet it was at the point the police were letting the streams merge and pass each other. By absolute random chance, I spot a guy in the Cardiff crowd. I bolted across, jumped on him and shouted ‘let’s **** ‘em up!’. He thought it was funny, but the policeman closest to us pretty much shat himself. I had to explain I was his boss and we worked in the same office. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strog Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 6 hours ago, mottaloo said: With all that is currently kicking off regarding Everton I wondered to myself if the great unwashed might try to make it about us. The phrase "does a bear sh*t in the woods" comes to mind (PS - isn't hackney in londonshire - meaning an automatic drinking in town ban ?) I can’t stand that Rabies C*** Knob-bit mate.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Strog said: I can’t stand that Rabies C*** Knob-bit mate.. All words removed every last one, and they know more facts about us than their own shite team. Whereas I couldn’t name any of their dromedaries except Jukie Donkey and Agent Hogan. Obsessssssssssssed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strog Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, rjw63 said: All words removed every last one, and they know more facts about us than their own shite team. Whereas I couldn’t name any of their dromedaries except Jukie Donkey and Agent Hogan. Obsessssssssssssed. There’s Gary uphill Gardner of course 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 6 hours ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. You should’ve just called him a fat clearing in the woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 15 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I made a bit of an error a few years ago. Villa were home against Cardiff City, I’m in the Upper Holte. After the game I’m walking back to the car whilst the Cardiff fans are being guided back to their coaches. It had gone quiet it was at the point the police were letting the streams merge and pass each other. By absolute random chance, I spot a guy in the Cardiff crowd. I bolted across, jumped on him and shouted ‘let’s **** ‘em up!’. He thought it was funny, but the policeman closest to us pretty much shat himself. I had to explain I was his boss and we worked in the same office. You forgot "Your honour" at the end there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 19 hours ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. you should have shouted back at him ''KRO''...leaving a timely gap before following it up with ''Keep Rooney On'' The thick neanderthal slob wouldn't have known how to handle that!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted November 18, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2023 22 hours ago, UpTheVilla26 said: Has anyone ever walked past a Blues fan when they are wearing their shirt in town or on holiday or something? Living in Somerset, we have Minehead, Weston and Burnham that attract a lot of tourists from the West Midlands. Whenever I see one, I just walk past and will actually feel genuinely sorry for them that their life has led to wearing that shirt. However, the other week, I was parking up and had my Villa jacket on. Got out the car and hear 'dirty Viler'. I turn around and their is some 30 stone behemoth in a blues top. He had his full knuckle dragging family in tow, holding hands with his sister and everything. He then stopped and was just staring over at me. So I kissed the Villa badge on my top and started to walk down the street. He then starts shouting a load of verbal abuse at me. My lad was like 'Dad, let's do him' but I ain't into that shit so we did a lap of the block and came back to make sure the idiot hadn't keyed the car. Weird bunch. They just can't keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't dream of addressing a total stranger in a blues top in the wild with some kind of insult. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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