Follyfoot Posted September 26 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 26 Jason sounds jovial, must’ve just castrated some choir boys trapped in his cellar whilst masturbating watching them bleed out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 15 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: special guests will include Noel Blake who can show you how to pick pocket people in a crowd or also how to sneakily get into an empty dressing room and empty the pockets of your teammates. Special, special guest Tatey (proper blues is Tatey) who will pose for photographs lifting up his Blues shirt to reveal shit on the Villa underneath. £10 a pop, all profits go to the clamper and Mo and Ian Don't forget the Trog Deeney guide on how to stamp on a students head. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted Thursday at 18:47 Share Posted Thursday at 18:47 51 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Special, special guest Tatey (proper blues is Tatey) who will pose for photographs lifting up his Blues shirt to reveal shit on the Villa underneath. £10 a pop, all profits go to the clamper and Mo and Ian must be awkward when they find out he discovered Morgan Rogers and sent him to West Brom and now plays for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted Friday at 06:34 Author VT Supporter Share Posted Friday at 06:34 11 hours ago, Zatman said: must be awkward when they find out he discovered Morgan Rogers and sent him to West Brom and now plays for us I doubt it wearing that T-shirt makes him immortal and beyond reproach in their eyes. It’s one of the top 10 highlights in the illustrious history of the great club., right up there with Barry Fry pissing on the corner flags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted Friday at 07:59 Share Posted Friday at 07:59 1 hour ago, Follyfoot said: I doubt it wearing that T-shirt makes him immortal and beyond reproach Fancy having “hard man with a beer glass” as your hero Hilariously sad. Mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted Friday at 09:39 Share Posted Friday at 09:39 3 hours ago, Follyfoot said: I doubt it wearing that T-shirt makes him immortal and beyond reproach in their eyes. It’s one of the top 10 highlights in the illustrious history of the great club., right up there with Barry Fry pissing on the corner flags Do they still have the hooter noise when a goal as been scored? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post meregreen Posted Friday at 10:11 Popular Post Share Posted Friday at 10:11 Saw that prick Tate in Tescos many years ago. My missus just turned to me and said “don’t”. One of life’s missed opportunities. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted Friday at 10:18 Share Posted Friday at 10:18 16 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Jason sounds jovial, must’ve just castrated some choir boys trapped in his cellar whilst masturbating watching them bleed out Ah the old John Wayne Gacy method. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted Saturday at 07:59 Share Posted Saturday at 07:59 On 26/09/2024 at 18:53, Follyfoot said: Daz the spaz has just suggested that the Blues ‘must’ be favourites for the Papa John’s/ Leyland Daf cup or whatever and promotion I suggest they start building another 45 tears to Wembley so the 500,000 travelling down to London can get in this time. Luckily, they have the longest bar in the world so they can beam the game live to Stans taking a little bit of pressure off the Bullring Tavern and all the other boozers in town which will be rammed (no vile, not alllowed) special guests will include Noel Blake who can show you how to pick pocket people in a crowd or also how to sneakily get into an empty dressing room and empty the pockets of your teammates. Special, special guest Tatey (proper blues is Tatey) who will pose for photographs lifting up his Blues shirt to reveal shit on the Villa underneath. £10 a pop, all profits go to the clamper and Mo and Ian JLR will be shut for five days, including the buildup to the game and the celebrations afterwards All the sisters and relatives better get lubed up for the night and Polly is doing a sticky Vikki impersonation at the wheels site but not with ping pong balls and flags but Japanese knotweed The double is on again, mate Vile rattled. Daz the spaz says they are in the position we were five years ago and will rise to the top like the cream with Wankner and Ian Brady at the helm mate mate mate Please don't say that in Noel's presence. I remember him, as a schoolboy at Audley, chasing about 50 Washwood Heath lads with a hockey stick. Him and Mick Harford would have been some ruckus. You have to give Steve McMahon his due, a very brave lad indeed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted Saturday at 08:52 Share Posted Saturday at 08:52 Listened a few times on and off this week, anyone else noticed how boring it is when small queef fans have nothing to moan about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted Saturday at 13:34 Share Posted Saturday at 13:34 (edited) Funnily enough near the end of Friday's show, Squeaky Eddie was on giving it the biggun because the Tesco's haven't lost a game. He even offered to put fifty quid to charity if they go up (and the guest "legend" to put the same if the Custards go down"). At first I though "fifty quid? From the man who goes on more cruises than Freddie Mercury used to?" Then I saw todays result. Edited Saturday at 13:35 by rjw63 keenanism 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted Saturday at 14:15 Share Posted Saturday at 14:15 (edited) 5 hours ago, rjw63 said: Listened a few times on and off this week, anyone else noticed how boring it is when small queef fans have nothing to moan about? God knows how, but I came across (kw) a short video clip (possibly on twitter) of proppa blosers singing... "aston villa, we're coming for you !" at some away match....possibly at Croydon, Cricklewood or Barrow. I am still rattling...... Edited Saturday at 14:19 by mottaloo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted Saturday at 14:29 Author VT Supporter Share Posted Saturday at 14:29 13 minutes ago, mottaloo said: God knows how, but I came across (kw) a short video clip (possibly on twitter) of proppa blosers singing... "aston villa, we're coming for you !" at some away match....possibly at Croydon, Cricklewood or Barrow. I am still rattling...... I have seen this as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted Monday at 17:28 Author VT Supporter Share Posted Monday at 17:28 Random dog head, we can’t play tippy Tappy tippy Tappy tippy Tappy tippy Tappy football get the ball down the flanks in to the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted Monday at 17:52 Author VT Supporter Share Posted Monday at 17:52 (edited) Glenroy as usual, struggling to command the kings English and weighing in on the playing out from the back subject we done more passes this year than we done last year, how insightful Edited Monday at 17:52 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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