Popular Post blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 hour ago, OutByEaster? said: Very poor. 53 minutes ago, bickster said: Sick pervert! 15 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: Even Cummings couldn’t defend that monstrosity. 24 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Abomination . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 hour ago, blandy said: Why don't you get the fish wrapped separately with a little salt to absorb the moisture? That fish looks like it's had the American Pie treatment. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 minute ago, fightoffyour said: Why don't you get the fish wrapped separately with a little salt to absorb the moisture? Maybe I will do that next time, thanks. Then I can get the gravy poured on the fish drekly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I'm not against the concept But **** me that's been poorly executed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, villa4europe said: I'm not against the concept But **** me that's been poorly executed It's the thought that counts. You seem to be on the right side, so good on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 4 hours ago, blandy said: I'd have put that knife straight through the middle of that bloody magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, blandy said: It's the thought that counts. You seem to be on the right side, so good on you. I still think you need peas on there too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 1 minute ago, villa4europe said: I still think you need peas on there too I like mushy peas, but I like them with pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: I'd have put that knife straight through the middle of that bloody magazine Gravy juice spilt on the knife and fork as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: I'd have put that knife straight through the middle of that bloody magazine Next time, I’ll arrange things more carefully. I bought a Mojo, too - would that be acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, blandy said: Next time, I’ll arrange things more carefully. I bought a Mojo, too - would that be acceptable? Too right it would 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Gravy juice spilt on the knife and fork as well You’re not a qualified forensic investigator are you? Even greater logical skills and careful examination of the scene would reveal the presence of a pickled onion on the plate and a nearby “suspicious” jar. From there, you’d have been flying. Still good skills all the same. Though it does look like there may also be some gravy on the fork, the knife is defo pickle juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, blandy said: You’re not a qualified forensic investigator are you? Even greater logical skills and careful examination of the scene would reveal the presence of a pickled onion on the plate and a nearby “suspicious” jar. From there, you’d have been flying. Still good skills all the same. I had it down as an over ripe (off) mushroom. You are right, the jar is highly 'suspicious' Not sure if the knife and fork come from the same set either. That breadboard has seem some action as well by the looks Edited June 10, 2020 by Follyfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I think we are all mesmerised by the dead cat in the centre of the picture @blandy let alone be concerned about the other details. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, blandy said: You’re not a qualified forensic investigator are you? Even greater logical skills and careful examination of the scene would reveal the presence of a pickled onion on the plate and a nearby “suspicious” jar. From there, you’d have been flying. Still good skills all the same. Though it does look like there may also be some gravy on the fork, the knife is defo pickle juice Looking at the size of that pickled onion compared to the jar opening, it must have been an absolute nightmare to get out. I'm wondering what on earth went wrong in your life for you to know this but still not use the bloody fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I always assumed the pickled onion came out of the jar. I just can't work out why there are pictures of strawberries on it. Is it a mixed pickled onion and fruit jar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 32 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said: Looking at the size of that pickled onion compared to the jar opening, it must have been an absolute nightmare to get out. I'm wondering what on earth went wrong in your life for you to know this but still not use the bloody fork. I follow jar rules, man. Every little ting irie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 34 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said: I just can't work out why there are pictures of strawberries on it. Is it a mixed pickled onion and fruit jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, blandy said: To add more mystery and intrigue, the issue of the Sunday Times underneath is dated Sunday, the 23rd of March 2020. The first question is why are you reading a paper from three months ago but more Concerning is that there was no Sunday, the 23rd of March this year it was Sunday the 22nd Edited June 10, 2020 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 10, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: The first question is why are you reading a paper from three months ago but more Concerning is that there was no Sunday, the 23rd of March this year it was Sunday the 22nd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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