Rds1983 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 4 hours ago, sidcow said: I always feel disconcerted when I meet an adult Manchester United fan. It just feels like something they should have grown out of by now, like watching Wrestling or riding a bike with their arms folded. Don't get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, Rds1983 said: Don't get it? Supporting Man U is like a thing kids do. Just Supporting the team that wins all the time. Other things kid's do is watch wrestling and ride your bike no hands. But then you grow up and realise wrestling is purile, riding bike no hands is childish and you start acting more like an adult....except the Supporting man united thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 7 hours ago, sidcow said: I always feel disconcerted when I meet an adult Manchester United fan. It just feels like something they should have grown out of by now, like watching Wrestling or riding a bike with their arms folded. what is the punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 15 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: what is the punchline? It didn't start I say, I say, I say either. It's more of a witty observation that a pure joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 10 minutes ago, sidcow said: It didn't start I say, I say, I say either. It's more of a witty observation that a pure joke. I guess it's about as good as the Edinburgh fringe winning joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 1 minute ago, Rds1983 said: I guess it's about as good as the Edinburgh fringe winning joke. Are you a wrestling fan? I know there's a few of those weirdos on here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 19 Moderator Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, sidcow said: Supporting Man U is like a thing kids do. Just Supporting the team that wins all the time. Other things kid's do is watch wrestling and ride your bike no hands. But then you grow up and realise wrestling is purile, riding bike no hands is childish and you start acting more like an adult....except the Supporting man united thing Calling @mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 8 hours ago, sidcow said: I always feel disconcerted when I meet an adult Manchester United fan. I’ve said it before but if someone starts talking football with me and then say they’re a Man Utd fan I just switch off. I just assume they don’t know what they’re talking about and are just a glory hunter. A lot of the time it isn’t fair. Like there’s a guy at work who is from Manchester, grew up a stones throw from old Trafford, his whole family have always been Utd fans. But I can’t help it. I just can’t take what he says seriously 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 Just now, Stevo985 said: I’ve said it before but if someone starts talking football with me and then say they’re a Man Utd fan I just switch off. I just assume they don’t know what they’re talking about and are just a glory hunter. A lot of the time it isn’t fair. Like there’s a guy at work who is from Manchester, grew up a stones throw from old Trafford, his whole family have always been Utd fans. But I can’t help it. I just can’t take what he says seriously Whoa, hold on. Their family were originally from Manchester you know. Must have been the biggest **** city on earth 80 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 4 minutes ago, sidcow said: Whoa, hold on. Their family were originally from Manchester you know. Must have been the biggest **** city on earth 80 years ago. Hahaha Yeah but that’s what I mean. This guy actually was from Manchester. Born and bred. But I just lump him in with the other 10 million people who are all allegedly from Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, sidcow said: It didn't start I say, I say, I say either. It's more of a witty observation that a pure joke. my dogs got no nose................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 33 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: my dogs got no nose................... Terrible 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 45 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: my dogs got no nose................... How does he open doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 4 minutes ago, Genie said: How does he open doors? When he’s ajar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 20 Moderator Share Posted August 20 11 hours ago, Follyfoot said: When he’s ajar Thanks, that means a lot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Mark Simmons Edinburgh Fringe winning joke - “I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted August 21 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21 (edited) Why can't pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck. What did the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing it just waved. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spent years at sea. Edited August 21 by Rds1983 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted August 21 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21 23 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Why can't pirate's play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck. What did the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing it juat waved. Why can't pirate's learn the alphabet? Because they spent year's at sea. Ooh, I know a little boy who'd love those, thanks. That makes me sound really predatory. But I'm not. Pedantry, on the other hand is definitely my thing. The apostrophes are making my eyes bleed, but I shall forgive you, as I assume it's copied from somewhere and pasted here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Satan's own exorcism. Priest get out of that child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 22 Moderator Share Posted August 22 On 21/08/2024 at 09:20, Anthony said: Pedantry, on the other hand is definitely my thing. The apostrophes are making my eyes bleed, but I shall forgive you, as I assume it's copied from somewhere and pasted here. Yeah joke 1 should be 'couldn't the' instead of 'can't'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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