Enda Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 A classic I saw when rewatching a film from the early 90s. What's hard and hairy on the outside... ...soft and wet on the inside... ...starts with a "c"... ....ends with a "t".... and has a "u" and an "n" in the middle? A coconut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 A classic I saw when rewatching a film from the early 90s. What's hard and hairy on the outside... ...soft and wet on the inside... ...starts with a "c"... ....ends with a "t".... and has a "u" and an "n" in the middle? Wierd. I was so sure the answer was going to be "a word removed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Right, so for this joke I need this picture: Actually sod it. I'll skip this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PussEKatt Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 A woman meets a guy at a party. Guy: Hi Woman:Hi Guy: I am a N.A.G. Woman:What`s that ? Guy: A New Age Guy Woman: I am a W.I.F.E. Guy:What`s that ? Woman: Washing,Ironing,**** and Everything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dont_do_it_doug. Posted June 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2013 Get The **** Out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2013 Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Get The **** Out. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2013 Its very rare a good joke is not offensive to somebody! But none of PussEKatt's jokes are remotely funny and I find them the most offensive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 What's E.T. short for? 'Cos he's only got wee legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Why do the blue noses like hot-dogs? Because they are in-bread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 The weather in Britain is set to hit the 90's this weekend, except the Anfield area of Liverpool which is set to be stuck in the 80's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 The weather in Britain is set to hit the 90's this weekend, except the Anfield area of Liverpool which is set to be stuck in the 80's. robbed for facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted June 6, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 6, 2013 Why do Marxists only drink cheap tea? Because all proper tea is theft. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 6, 2013 Why do Marxists only drink cheap tea? Because all proper tea is theft. It's to my shame that I had to read it twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 "Dad, can I have a Coke with my name on it?""Why don't you have a Pepsi, Max." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 A dirty old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy. Holding a bag full of sweets he says "Hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy, will you come in my car?" The little boy replies "If you give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I was in hospital the other day when I saw a sign that read "Rape Victims". So I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 words fail me ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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