villa4europe Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Just announced on the radio that the Hamas leader has been killed by Israeli attacks. RIP Sam Allardyce 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 .............. Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted November 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 What was Jimmy Saviles favourite brand of tracksuit? Fila 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Santa Claus will not be visiting Stoke Mandeville Hospital this year. The thought of another white haired man emptying his sacks in the childrens ward was just too much... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2012 What was Jimmy Saviles favourite brand of tracksuit? Fila I thought he'd always had trouble with tracksuits? The adult trousers never fit him so he had to force his way into childrens' bottoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 JJB have just released a commemorative Jimmy Savile tracksuit set. It comes with a normal sized top, but you have to squeeze into kid's bottoms. Edit: I've had the best part of a month to post that joke, and I do so 2 minutes too late! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2012 snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 15, 2012 And Santa's hospital visit would be the shortest ever this year as the kids in the morgue wouldn't be getting any surprises. OK that was dark. Fuckit we're in the right thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 The BBC have cancelled Bob The Builder, apparently they don't trust anyone who can fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 " I've never asked you about your previous sexual partners," I said to my wife. " Why do you want to know about mine? "" Because there's 3 policemen from Operation Yewtree downstairs." She cried. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 " Children in Need " is on the BBC tomorrow. Given the current situation, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Baggies fans are like Jimmy Saville victims, **** all for 40 years and now you can't shut them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 RT @OptaJoe 5 - Emile Heskey has scored five goals from just eight shots on target for @NewcastleJetsFC in the #ALeague. Expatriate. Thats a joke right ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 RT @OptaJoe 5 - Emile Heskey has scored five goals from just eight shots on target for @NewcastleJetsFC in the #ALeague. Expatriate. Thats a joke right ??? So... if Heskey had the occaisional shot for us he might have scored? DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 This new Thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a shit squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted November 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2012 C'mon Tim, at least when I posted that on the last page I took the Sickipedia formatting off it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 The wife said to me last night "If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the ass!" In hindsight maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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