BOF Posted April 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted April 3, 2009 And he'll be doing them 'with the extra leg, deedle deedle deedle dum'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 And he'll be doing them 'with the extra leg, deedle deedle deedle dum'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Today, I came home to find a sock I used to wank with on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it There was a note attached, "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 A very long time ago it was widely believed that the human body could not withstand traveling in excess of 20mph. Could somebody please inform all the **** OAP drivers that this has since been disproved. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I got stopped by a woman in the street today. She said "Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?" I said "Yes, she's nearly 2 now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted April 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Following the recent phone-in competition scandals, West Bromwich Albion are set to sue both the FA and the Premier League for allowing them to enter competitions than had no chance of winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrchnry Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 jonathan ross has been caught stealing kitchen utensils from ikea & has been fined £200. he said he has no regrets as it was a whisk he was willing to take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted April 3, 2009 Oh god that's awful mrchnry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Someone has to tell Madonna that Africans aren't Pokemon - she can't catch 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Police in Hertfordshire say that a severed head is linked to other body parts that have been found. No, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 My lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 They say you should say it with flowers, but I couldn't afford any. So when I saw Jade's hearse come past, I said it with a **** brick instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 We were walking past the local community centre in our town when we saw a window licker, or 'mong' if you will. **** funniest thing we ever saw. "Fucktard", shouted one of my mates. We all laughed. "Bed soiler", shouted Jack, the joker of the pack. We laughed even harder. "American" I yelled. No laughter. My mates looked away. An awkward silence descended for what seemed like minutes. Finally Jack turned to me with a look of sadness in his eyes. "Too far mate. Too far." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Did you make those up yourself? yeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Did you make those up yourself? yeesh ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I Love your contributions... Oh, wait a minute.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I Love your contributions... Oh, wait a minute.. That's a bit harsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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