turnbull Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Or every summer.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2015 Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurized before you even see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2015 Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurized before you even see it.PussEKat? That you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted November 16, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2015 The woman next to me on this roller coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed with coke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted November 17, 2015 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2015 That's absolutely shameful. Putting a mixer into a 12 year old whiskey. You sicken me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 19, 2015 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2015 At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly she sneezes and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her. "This is so embarrassing," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I have ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted November 27, 2015 Whats the difference between Donald Trump and the Hindenburg? One is a flaming nazi gas bag and the other is just an old blimp from the 40’s. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce. You have to be doing a lot of shit wrong for someone who's never seen you to never want to see you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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imavillan Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said, she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance with a face like that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Jumping, has it's ups and downs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PussEKatt Posted January 17, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2016 Way back in the days of the wild west. This small bald headed cowboy shoves open the batwing doors of a saloon and says " who painted my horse`s balls yellow" Everyone in the saloon totally ignores him. So, he calls out again " who painted my horse`s balls yellow" Again the whole saloon ignores him. He gets his sixgun out and fires 2 shots into the ceiling.The saloon goes deathly quiet. "I said...WHO PAINTED MY HORSE`S BALLS YELLOW There is silence all around, then a chair is scraped back as a really big cowboy stands up and says " I did why" The small cowboy answers " I think they are ready for the second coat" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted January 17, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 17, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 17, 2016 Missed you PussE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 What's really funny? Spoiler Jokes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villa4europe Posted January 17, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2016 How many children does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know but it's more than 10 because my basement is still dark 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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