Stevo985 Posted June 22, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2015 Took my daughter to the doctors because she said she had Beiber Fever. Turns out it was downsyndrome Don't get it. I don't intend to. Sounds awful. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Took my daughter to the doctors because she said she had Beiber Fever. Turns out it was downsyndrome Don't get it. I don't intend to. Sounds awful. Turned a terrible joke into a funny one. Bravo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctor's waiting room knitting. Mum 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C - good for mum, good for baby" Mum 2 takes a pill and says "Vitamin A, good for mum, good for baby" Mum 3 takes a pill and says "Thalidomide... I can't knit sleeves for shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2015 My wife tried being a prostitute for a night when we were in financial difficulty and made £102.50. I asked.her who gave her the £2.50. She said all of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 She had sex with 41 men. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 "bob:doctor doctor i need a new but. doctor:what is it bob. bob:it has a crack in it doctor:that is normal bob" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2015 Classic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 ...Puss.E Kat? Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I have absolutely no **** clue what he's going on about there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) It's from a website called Bad kids jokes. Edited July 3, 2015 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 A couple of guys get a job working at a ranch. On the ranch, there's a beautiful girl, the daughter of the man who owns the ranch. She comes out every day, gets on her horse, takes the horse for a ride, comes back, goes in the house. The big guy says to the little guy, "I want to talk to her. How do I talk to her?" Little guy says, "Tell you what you do—it's easy: Paint one of her horse's legs green, she'll talk to you." The big guy paints one of the horse's legs green. She comes out, she looks beautiful in her riding outfit, goes out for her ride, comes back, goes into the house, doesn't say a word. Big guy says, "You lie to me, she not say anything!" Little guy says, "All right, paint all of the horse's legs green, she'll talk to you." Big guys says, "All right. I do that, you better be right." So he paints all four of the horse's legs green, and she comes out in an even more beautiful riding outfit, she looks amazing, she goes for a ride, comes back, goes in the house, doesn't say a word. Big guy says, "I'm going to hurt you, you lie to me, make a fool of me." And the little guy goes, "Okay, you paint the whole horse green and you can beat the crap out of me if she doesn't talk to you." Big guy stays up all night. Two coats on the horse—the horse is completely green. She comes out in her riding outfit looking gorgeous, she looks at the horse, and she says, "Why is my horse painted green?" The big guy responds: "You wanna ****?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Has that "joke" been translated from Japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2015 And, if so, into what language? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2015 Did they forget to translate the punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) Edit: I was going to make an anal sex joke, butt f**k it Edited July 8, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm going to try one of those anti-jokes. The punchline will go in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BleedClaretAndBlue Posted July 8, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2015 Baught a Boomerang off a ghost the other day Hope that doesnt come back to haunt me 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 31, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2015 Met a girl called Lucy and couldn't understand a word she was saying, so I decided to go on a Lucy date. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitsend Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 What do Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have in common? They're the last two Scousers left that have ever had a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedClaretAndBlue Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Whats green and sits in the corner The incredible sulk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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