Popular Post Designer1 Posted January 22, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2015 Horse walks into a bar. Barman: "Why the long face?" Horse: "I just found out Val's having an affair." Barman: "On your birthday? Oh, Ian." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post useless Posted January 22, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2015 Who's the coolest guy in the Hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he isn't around? The Hip Replacement guy. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Who's the next coolest guy after the Hip replacement guy? The Gynaecologist. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGH AT MY JOKE YOU MONKEYS. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 22, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2015 The dead bodies in the morgue are cooler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 There's the door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I was expecting a Like from everyone on the thread except you, Ulysses. But what the hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Don't worry it's now gone : ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Don't worry it's now gone : ) In terms of being the kind of joke that is just good enough to leave some doubt as to whether or not it's deliberately bad I thought it had elements of genius. I really, REALLY hope that was the idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 So this old Jewish couple in their seventies are still having regular sex, but the old lady finds that although she's enjoying it, the earth no longer moves. They consult their rabbi who tells them that the only way he knows to fix the problem is for them to ask a handsome young 19 year old lad to wave a towel by their bedside while they're at it. They duly engage the services of a suitable young man, and with everything set they engage in lovemaking, with the young man steadily waving the towel by the bedside. After a while the old lady decides that nothing is going to happen. So between the three of them they agree that the only way is for the two men to swap roles. This done, the activities resume, with spectacular results. The old boy turns to the young bloke with a wink, and says "Now THAT'S how you wave a towel." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 'In Iran everyone’s scared of spiders, but in Iraq no phobia' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The Tories are going to stop benefits for alcoholics, drug addicts and the obese. In other words, Scottish Independence by the back door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Grandma's last words were, "Will you pull the...." So I pulled the plug and then she was gone. Sometimes I wonder if she was going to say, "curtains." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 When my 15 year old said that the stain on her dress was 'Johnson's Baby lotion', I didn't think anything of it at the time, officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Johnson's boast 'No More Tears' Let's find out in the showers, Love Big Dave, Cell 4 E Wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Eighty percent of child abuse cases are by someone the child knows while only twenty percent are committed by strangers. I always let my children talk to strangers. Keeps them safer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 The dead bodies in the morgue are cooler Wrong thread? #rattlerattlejewelleryjewellery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 One for rob What's the difference between Chelsea and sasha gray? Sasha gray can handle 10 men at home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjenkins Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 One for rob What's the difference between Chelsea and sasha gray? Sasha gray can handle 10 men at home Only problem with this joke is that, in the Sasha Grey scenario, surely all 10 men score? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Police arrest 2 teenagers. One is drinking battery acid the other is eating fireworks. They charge 1 and let the other one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 13, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2015 He's back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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